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  1. It's a bit hard to say. It kind of goes like this:

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeshmackashmackashmacka, shmacka, shmacka... shmacka... ... shmacka...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeshmackashmackashmacka, shmacka, shmacka... shmacka... ... shmacka...

    I think it's something in the vents.

  2. Richmond peeps, have any of you parked at Lansdowne and then taken the train? Do they have parking security or something like that monitoring the lot?

    In happier news, the price of stolen car stereos is expected to drop as a glut of newly-pilfered merchandise comes onto the market.

  3. The UFC currently uses five weight classes:

    * Lightweight: 145 to 155 lb (66 to 70 kg)

    * Welterweight: 156 to 170 lb (71 to 77 kg) This is where GSP holds the belt

    * Middleweight: 171 to 185 lb (78 to 84 kg)

    * Light Heavyweight: 186 to 205 lb (84 to 93 kg) Here is where GSP should fight on fight night

    * Heavyweight: 206 to 265 lb (93 to 120 kg)

    GSP has been known to weigh over 200 when not in his fighting condition. But on fight nights he regularly comes in over 185 lbs which puts him into the light heavyweights

    Just trying to follow the argument here, but don't weights of "over 200" and "over 185" both fit into the Light Heavyweight class as you've defined it above?

  4. Kennedy was struck by two bullets. The first stuck him in the upper back and exited through the front of his throat. This bullet continued on and struck Governor Connelly. The second bullet struck him high in the back of his head, while he was facing forward. There is no way either shot could have been fired from my position behind the hedge on the grassy knoll. As well, Dealey Plaza was packed with people trying to get a look at the first family. It would have been virtually imposible for me to go unseen.

    If I had been trying to assassinate the president, I would have had a much better opportunity when the motorcade slowed and turned from Main Street onto Houston Street, about forty yards from my position on the grassy knoll, instead of waiting for the much more difficult shot of 120 yards across the plaza to Elm Street, where the president was struck.

    Clearly your theory is unsupportable.

  5. This Burrows guy sucks. He is so stupid that he can't even handle a hockey stick. His Mom and Dad are so stupid to have let him carry a hockey stick to the rink. They should be so ashamed right now. :P

    We see what you're trying to do here, and there IS a way to do it right. Unless you're willing to do some research and take this to the next level, you should just relax and watch.

  6. That honking noise. Do you hear it? It's like every fifteen...There! Did you hear it? What the hell is that? It sounds like a Canada goose is sneaking through the vents.

    Now it's stopped...

    There it is again! Don't tell me you can't hear that. That is so weird.

  7. Overheard loud cell phone conversation:

    So he's like an exchange student, right? And he's in my Spanish class, and he's pretty cute, right? So I called his house to ask him if he wanted to hang out or whatever to see if he's making friends okay and stuff... no, like his dorm, right? No, like on campus, right?... but this woman is all "Is it about school?" and I'm like "Yeah, I'm in his Spanish class, and she's all, like, right? ... Yeah, and she goes, "Like, phones calls are only for school and stuff, right?" ... I know, and it's... I know, and it's... anyways, I'm all like, "You know what? Whatever." I know, like what a bi#ch, right?

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