The Phaneuf train made his status "Slut." and locked it. Gooby made his status above it "The Phaneuf Train is a..." At this point, everyone started laughing and The Phaneuf Train lost complete control of his bowels and painted Cultimultural noise with yellow diarrhea.
Pretty much what happened besides the last bit "and The Phaneuf Train lost complete control of his bowels and painted Cultimultural noise with yellow diarrhea". Honestly was a smart status update.
