T-rex930

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been busy being a scum?!

Sounds like scum collusion to force a fake argument. Im on to you two @112 @DarthMelvin r/ Pun Patrol

But WHY?! Im just getting caught up!

you get me DM

MH trying to hit the 10 post suggestion so he can go back to PM-ing?!

Based on what?

I could have sworn LL played back in like 2010 when I used to host from Japan! sounds like @luckylager is a little strapped for cash and could use the gold for the baby sounds like you and LL are in the same boat and need the gold Never trust @Zfetch, not after what I saw happen last game! Sounds about right. Not sure how everyone keeps up with all these pages! Are you the Med kit that gets passed around? Do you enjoy getting passed around and held on to for one night? #scum pick up line I leave my tab open on my work computer which is why you'll always see me online. I just got a implant put into my upper jaw after getting tripped and having my face smash against the post in hockey. My face is in pain and my brain is in face. #Dead I love hosting games, but the only problem is I never read the posts when I host, so I never really know how each player plays!

Congrats!! Also, non sober posts are the best posts!!

im more of a platinum guy.

I can either host another one or play in one if some else hosts! Let me know. Happy to do either!

Time Lord Vig (Stevie) milk and honey Mafia (Joceyln) luckylager TP falcon45ca Mafia (Bob) Hoggers Doctor (Ted Mullens) Darth Melvin Swing Vote (Moira Rose) Aladeen Twinblad (Twyla Sands) Lewitelli Sheriff (Johnny Rose) 112 TP Qwags Mafia (Ray) Master Radishes Kingpin (Roland Schitt) Alain Vigneault TP smokes Nurse (Alexis) Zfetch SK (Mutt)

Night 3: Again! Sorry for the delay in story everyone! Still trying to weed the town of the scums, @hoggers felt scummy to the town. The votes were in. Poor hoggers dies today.... an innocent man. @DarthMelvin gets shot in the face by mafia! Poor guy. @falcon45ca gets SK'd via poison! AS SUCH, this leaves two players! @Zfetch WINS AS SK!!!! [Mafia] - The Murders of Schitt's Creek Alain Vigneault [TP] milk and honey [Mafia] falcon45ca [Mafia] Qwags ---------------------------[mafia] Hoggers [TP] luckylager-------------------------[TP] Lewitelli Zfetch Time Lord [TP] Aladeen [TP] Darth Melvin [TP] 112 -------------------------------[TP] smokes -------------------------[TP] Master Radishes [Mafia]

@JohnLocke if you say so! Sorry guys! I am not sure if my post went through, but I was helping with wedding stuff all day yesterday and had said I would be sending stories today! Last night was NOT an extension. Voting ended 3am PST Saturday!

Sorry guys. It's wedding Bonanza today. I'll send stories tomorrow!!!

Night 2: Sorry guys! On phone again and jet lagged... Only a short write up! @Qwags is massively sad that so many of his scum friends are dead. but no worries, the town thinks he should join them. @112 , well what can we say, that poor girl. Mafianic scums like to Target people that make a splash! @luckylager was hitch hiking to Elmdale when a car pulls over and picks him up. Half way along the route, LL gets shoved out of the car and rolls to his death. The last thing he ever saw was the license plate of the car which picked him up... "SK MUHAHA" @smokes gets eaten by a T-Rex since T-Rex is insecure about his short arms. [Mafia] - The Murders of Schitt's Creek Alain Vigneault [TP] milk and honey [Mafia] falcon45ca Qwags ---------------------------[mafia] Hoggers luckylager-------------------------[TP] Lewitelli Zfetch Time Lord [TP] Aladeen [TP] Darth Melvin 112 -------------------------------[TP] smokes -------------------------[TP] Master Radishes [Mafia]

@smokes will get killed off come Night 2 if he is inactive. But I will neither confirm nor deny on whether he has or has not been active via PMs.

Night 1: Ever since the Roses lost everything and came to the town of Schitt's Creek, they have discovered that the town is over run with corrupt scums in the city council. Lead by the fearless Roland Schitt, they have been wreaking havoc on the town, leaving a trail of Schitty smell wherever they went. In an attempt to clean up the town, the votes are in and @Alain Vigneault was thought to be the scummiest of them all. The town wants to set him as an example, so they lynch him and let the birds feed on his limp body in Mutt's field. Little did they know, @Alain Vigneault is just an innocent bystander, caught in the crossfire of a Schitty war. The Schitt's quietly laugh at the misfortune of AV. Riding their high, they came across @Time Lord walking back to Rosebud Motel. Without pausing, the scums opened fire and left @Time Lord there to bleed out. The only scum that wasn't with them during the drive by was @milk and honey. MH stayed behind at Tropical Cafe to have his nightly smoothie. Tonight, something was off though. The smoothie was bitter and warm, which made MH very sleepy. He put his head down to rest, dreaming about getting back to his scummy mafia family. That will remain a dream though. As he went lights out, his arm knocked over the smoothie, revealing a coaster the was printed with phrase "One down, still a whole town to go" - SK. @Aladeen knew that AV was innocent. They were BFFs after all. In a fit of rage, he followed the scummy truck past Rosebud Motel, and witnessed the shooting of TL. In a fit of rage, Aladeen speeds up and T-Bones the car killing @Master Radishes and himself. @Alain Vigneault: You get last word! Please keep it short and concise! [Mafia] - The Murders of Schitt's Creek Alain Vigneault [TP] milk and honey [Mafia] falcon45ca Qwags Hoggers luckylager Lewitelli Zfetch Time Lord [TP] Aladeen [TP] Darth Melvin 112 smokes Master Radishes [Mafia]

Lynch always comes first and is not saveable by the doctor.

@112 Me:

wtf.... 24 pages already?! HOLy moly i have my work cut out for me lol.

GAME ON! ALL ROLES HAVE BEEN HANDED OUT! IF YOU DIDN'T GET ONE, THAT MEANS YOU'RE A TP! PLEASE LOOK AT THE OP FOR NEW ROLES!!! FIRST ROUND IS THURSDAY MORNING! everyone only gets one vote. No tie breaker votes!! I may extend the round this weekend as I will be in Vancouver for a couple of weddings! Will keep you guys posted!

So if you get Kingpin investigates Sheriff, it should return Sheriff and vice versa? I am okay with that.

I am going to keep sign up open for another day in the hopes of getting more players! Also, likely will add additional roles so it makes the game more interesting. Roles I am thinking about adding: Nurse - (Revealed only if the doctor dies, and has the ability to make saves once every 2 rounds) Swing Voter - Character has their votes counted as double Kingpin - Allowed to investigate once every two rounds, starting night 2 Twinblade might come back in as well