Good God man, seriously, SHUT UP!
You have NO idea what you're talking about. The BIGGEST concern for everyone involved is SAFETY of everyone who goes to that university. There aren't JUST students and employees. There's a childcare center that looks after hundreds upon hundreds of children EVERY single day, if you want to jeopardize the lives of countless children then go ahead, feel free, but the liability for a university to force parents and their children to drive up that hill would be monumental. I guarantee you, that will be the biggest complaint.
visiting profs, presenters, visitors to the museum or those wishing to watch one of the events held in one of the theaters....thousands of people on campus every day aren't ACTUALLY staff or students. Should they be forced to get up there as well?
Students already pay $20,000 a year (approx.) for tuition and fees and other costs and now you expect them to afford vehicles as well? I feel very priviledged to own a car and have the ability to drive to school when I wish, however I still take the bus about 95% of the time simply because I'd rather save on gas as much as possible...so when bus service gets cancelled and 1000's and 1000's of students can't make it up the hill, they simply miss their class? Their class that they spent $500 just have the right to SIT there and listen to someone talk?
Give your cement-filled head a bloody shake and don't stop until you pass out.