JAH

Whoa there Son! Enjoy your grappa with Pontius, but if he brings out a bowl full of water and starts washing his hands, you better be off like jewish foreskin.

I gotta go...some pedo-preacher man in Alabama is claiming I spoke to him in a dream last night. I'm gonna have Father plant an 8-ball and a sissy hooker in his Church office later on tonight...

My work here is done, Son.

Just a heads up - stay away from dudes putting crosses together, carrying large spikes.

Well no wonder you couldn't orchestrate a comeback, Jesus. You were in net for the Canucks!

Hey JC. You can turn water to wine, heal a leper, and come back from the dead.

Could you turn the Ducks waterbottles to piss, heal Cooke/Kesler/Cowan, and bring the Canucks back from 3-1?

And there will great knashing of teeth in front of Luongo.

HS

Game 4 is OURS baby! Look for a 2 goal win.

Canucks in 7.

Hey Jesus, can you do anything about the Canucks PP?

Thanks,

The Holy Smoke