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  1. One day two burglars broke into a house and stumbled across a studio with much vintage awesomeness. Having never seen anything like it before, they were amazed at the blinking lights, jumbles of patch cords & plethora of knobs and decided to investigate further. The following CCTV footage shows the awesome jam that followed.

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  2. I use to be part of a group that would mess up houses that were host to nerd teenage house parties, just off the top of my head

    - we smashed at least 100 priceless trophies, snap the little hockey player or year off.

    - we got into a cellar and smashed jars of canned beats all over the basement carpet that happened to be a light grey.

    - I found a pick axe in a shed and took it inside the house and put a buncha holes in the bathtub.

    - claw hammer and put holes in furniture and mattresses.

    - We pooped in pretty much anything imaginable. Cookie Jars, BBQ, a drier, under a pillow in parents master bedroom, heater vents, microwave, shotgun of a K-car in the garage, fish tank, dresser drawers, a box of frozen chicken breasts. probably forgetting a few.

    - pissed on a lot of stuff too.

    - God help the people that had paint cans full of paint in their garage.

    I drove a quad into a house. it was a bi level split with double opening doors, luckily I couldn't get up the stairs so I roasted the tires off below the stairs going up into the living room. Then I drove it into the basement and got it wedged in the hallway.

    Just for the record I was like 16-18 when I did all this stuff, got into pretty big trouble over the Quad thing. I haven't spoke of these things in at least 10 years so I thought it was time to get it off my chest.

    I think about it all the time and I'm pretty ashamed.

    Edit: had to remove some stuff

    Wow. What a surprise!

    Who woulda thought u were a loser :rolleyes:

  3. As I was wandering the corridors trying to find the right class (the one listed on the site was wrong), a chivalrous fellow offered to guide me to what he believed was the right room since we both thought we signed up for the same course. Course codes were very similar, and by the time we both realized it was a mistake class had already started in a tiny room of 15 students. Would have been too awkward for me to leave.

    On the bright side, I got his number and learned a little about volcanology I guess? Not that I have any use of either

    I learned all mine from Star Trek

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