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Roberto Luongo!!!

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    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    I'm not one to toot my own horn

    But toot toot b!tch, its like your watching porn

    My flows orgasmic, yea I can make you cum

    Like Jenna Jameson, I wont stop till your done

    This aint no 30 second preview, this is high quality

    Thinkin you aint gotta pay for this? Don't even bother me

    You aint got money, don't watch me, this is pay per view

    Otherwise like the rest, I'm leave you in my rearview

    :blink: Bringing intercourse are you? You make people JIZZ IN THERE PANTS? :lol::lol:

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    that sig is a joke you dumb kid. i have it there on purpose. its a sig i used a long time ago someone gave me.

    durka durka

    get off the internet kiddo

    its obviously getting to your head

    and reported carlos_zambrano for "excessive language"

    shuddup already

    stop PMS'ing you 13 year old girl and get outta here

    Douchbag #1 Does any one like you here no. I shocked you still alive because I thought you would have forgotten to breath. Man calling you mentally disabled is a diss to retards.

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    So are the terrible asian drivers lol

    Finallly the comments you guys just said every single taxi has a sikh driver are you kidding me.Everyone thats like 1000.Im not touchy on this topic but like this if you think about is mostly asian so one of them must have broken the mould and drives a taxi.

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    How old are you?

    You are taking stuff said in an internet rap battle serious. Do you see Arctic Monkeys crying because I made some remarks about his mom?

    Stfu.

    Its the Internet, did you read that comment durka durka Jihad like WTF im not talking about you. And by the im gonna report you for excessive language.

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    durka durk jihad

    Are you Retarded? No wait thats mean you must have a Mental disability.All Cloutier must have gotten to your head.Please do us a favour and leave you already put your DumbF--- comment up so leave while your ahead.

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    Stop taking it so serious.

    I made a remark about a turban, because it rhymed, and you got mad.

    He responded and you're about to cry again.

    Its nothing serious, let it go.

    I aint getting mad, its just once you bring that up espicially on the Internet other people think its allright to descriminate.Like in one thread about some dude this guy was like Sikhs are taxi drivers and I thats a huge sterotype. Now some moron is gonna be like "thats not a sterotype its the truth", then hes gonna get banned.

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted · Edited by LUONGO!!!

    Buddy! That was painful!

    Why you being so hateful?

    This was just a nice game, but it seems you want murder

    You got it babe, I'll bite, taste my girder

    You keep rapping like you're actually hurting me and killing me

    Dude, I'm right here, typing, can't you see?

    You're just an 8 mile wannabe, that's my observation

    If you keep going, you just might be diagnosed with retardation

    There you go, calling me a Punjab

    Zambrano, tell Tib to give you a handjob

    I'm owning you, right to perfection

    Go to the hospital, Tibs gave you an infection

    You're what they call the blank card in the deck

    I'm the Ace, you have no meaning, you're just a wreck

    Every rap we do, my score is incrementing

    Stop sleeping with internet posters, you're infecting

    The sun is setting on your time in this thread

    You lost, I win, go find some bread

    Tibs waiting for you, all alone, might as well give him head

    You never know, he might just give you a shred

    It's done, the rap is over, the sky is blue again

    This was entertaining, hope to meet again, my friend

    WTH is up with you and bringing Punjabi people into this, like we might have a quarter of CDC but C'mon.

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    All your attacks are deflected

    You're constantly disrespected

    To top it off, your mother is infected

    No reason to still be alive

    Don't worry the executioner has arrived

    About to make sure that you do not survive

    I'm definitely the king, thats for certain

    Strike quick like a serpent

    You need to relax, wound too tight like a turban

    20 bucks says this kid is a virgin

    No pity though, I'll still leave you hurtin

    I'm about to murder like a WW2 German

    My tactics leave you in need of a paramedic

    Haha scared now? shaking like an epileptic

    Its disgustingly pathetic,

    But for once, I'll be sympathetic

    Not your fault that stupidity is genetic

    You're lying in a hospital bed now, weeping,

    But I'm not done until you stop breathing

    Now I think its about time that you be leaving

    I smirk as you start to fade

    Then reach over and use my blade,

    to engrave,

    My initials right into ya face

    I wont be sadistic, I'll just rip out your IV

    Hopefully, you just die peacefully,

    You cough and try to reach for me

    This is what happens when you try and preach to me

    He's dead now, somebody call the nurse

    While I ready the hearse,

    Forget using guns, knives or a curse

    I just killed you with one verse

    Wound up to tight like a Turban AM pwn him along with the help of Tiburon, Kanucks25 and Redfarker.

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted · Edited by LUONGO!!!

    Everyone STEP BACK! The Monkey is finally here!

    Get up, stand up, put you hands together and give a big cheer!

    I got my butter, I got my rhymes, one thing that's missing is my cold as* beer!

    You are all looking depressed? Well I'm here, wipe the tear

    I'm rhyming up a storm in this joint, can't you hear?

    But please people, your raps need to get better, they're sounding queer

    I bring the white light in this lounge, I bring it all

    Without the big guy in here, Haha, you b1tches gonna fall

    Be prepared, your mind is going to be dazzled!

    Once I finish up tonight, you will all be a little dazzled

    But you got no toast. Baffled my friend baffled.

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    This girl is more, this girl is a Diva

    Her posts' attitude always gives me a feva

    I figured before I take off for the night

    I'll grab a ladder, to try reach her height

    She's like a princess, in a castle with moat

    I'm like a night, who can't breach the fort

    But if I said I will stop trying

    Well, I wont say that, I'm not one for lying

    I'm gonna reach her, I'm building a bridge

    And when I get there, I know she won't cringe

    Although I'm not sure about her reaction

    Just wanna make it clear, not just looking for action

    In her eyes, I'm probably looking real creepy

    I hope it's because she is just getting sleepy

    Alright, that's enough I'm already a fool

    I guess goes in hand, with being a tool.

    Get a room! :lol:

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    I'm sitting here trying to formulate thoughts in my mind

    Slowly coming to the realization, we're all living blind

    The world enslaves us, we start to lose touch

    A little bit longer, we'll miss that Eberle's clutch

    We become too concerned with possessions and wealth

    We start to forget that true richness is health

    Our drive to become the best we can be

    Only leads us to becoming the same, where you're just like me

    We're rats caught forever in this eternal race

    When will we learn that we're losing our face?

    It's time to stand up, and attempt to retrace

    The moves that we've made, to avoid this disgrace

    Some say our lives are a blink of an eye

    I hope when I blink, no one will cry

    My raps ar crappy Yo. THe L the U the O the N the G the O LUONGO!!! Hold up.

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    Blabber Blabber, that's all I see

    Might as well give my winnings out for free

    You just admitted you kill girls, that's a shame

    Go with Tibs, have a nice chess game

    I'm not Wilboy, I aint Asian

    I'm the champ in the lounge, the champ of persuasion

    I'm serious, I can go on forever

    But I guess you like me owning, whatever

    Both of you need to go to poetry class

    But you'll probably start smokin grass

    I'm the lion in the cage, you're letting me loose

    Seems like we're going to keep on going, I'm not calling the truce

    :lol: PWND. My Rap.

    I dont have one.

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