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  1. 3 minutes ago, Davathor said:

     

    You should try quitting alcohol and weed, cut out sugar and go low carb diet, exercise daily and also take 15 minutes to meditate daily. Also drink 4L of water min.

    I've quit the alcohol and weed myself- working on stopping smoking now, but that's the real hard one. Water is the drink of champions for sure. Meditation is for Buddhists and rich people tho

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  2. 54 minutes ago, falcon45ca said:

    SK time is a constant, not some hippy drippy BS time change that is subject to the whim of the President of the US...yeah GW changed DST, the whole thing is a phoney baloney construct.

     

     

    Apparently it was for the farmers...guess what SK is full of, yet no DST?

     

    YOU'RE BEING BRAINWASHED!

     

     

    OUT. TO. LUNCH!!!

    falcon has truly gone off the rails

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  3. 34 minutes ago, Alison Air said:

    What is the offensive zone? How do I decide which team I should support?

     

    Do you have any tips for choosing the scapegoats? If it doesn't matter which players to scapegoat I'll just pick the first three alphabetically.

    The offensive zone is relative; if the play is in the end of the rink where your team's net is located, the other team is in their offensive zone and your team is in their defensive zone. There is also the neutral zone, which is at the centre of the rink and is demarcated from the offensive/defensive zones by a blue line on both sides.

     

    You should definitely become a Canucks fan because we're gonna be competitive in ~2 years. (Realistically you could also choose a team by geological proximity to your current location or your hometown, or because you simply like a team's jerseys.)

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  4. 12 minutes ago, Alison Air said:

    On the condition that you teach me how to get into watching hockey because I don't understand anything that goes on.

    1. If your team is losing, it's because the referees are incompetent or otherwise malicious.

    2. When a player on your team is hurt by a hit, the player who hit him should be sentenced to a mandatory minimum prison sentence of 5 years.

    3. Yell "Shoot!" when your team controls the puck in the offensive zone.

    4. Add 'y' or 'er' as the suffix of a player's last name to call them by their nickname. i.e 'Smith' translates to 'Smithy'

    5. Choose one to three players on your team as dedicated scapegoats to blame whenever the team loses.

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