Barney Stinson

What do you think Ms Claree? maybe you can consult your orca about it!

Should I lie? or should I tell the truth?

hey just checking if J.Hansen Fan is hitting on your or not No need to freak out

wow your new sig is hideous..... o.o. My bad to whoever made it

haha really because I know one Taiwanese guy that speaks Mandarin, pretty cool. Ni hao

I think today is worse, for me anyways :S fine I guess I will be the one buying then

Do you speak Madarin?

oh I know right? I have to keep refreshing the page for god sake, just fix the damn thing already!!! Me too! wanna buy some for me?

I am just having fun Don't worry about it. It's fun to hit on some LGs LOL. My dog always eat my sillpers, sigh. Well at least I will know where they are. I love those instant noodles they sell at T&T, so delicious!

It isn't that MUCH of a difference in age if you think about it. When you're 20 I'll be 28, which is normal these days. But that's just me being creepy 0.0, don't even worry about it. T&T?! oh I love that place! so much delicious asain food there! YUM

jeez go out a little more!! exersise is good for you! That being said, wanna come over and watch some movies? or go out for dinner? :P:P

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Ugghhhhh, I hate getting up early! Stupid neihbors... Anyways, what are your plans for today? I, myself, have nothing planned. Probably goona invite a couple of friends over and just get hammered, that's always fun.

Do ll penguins do nothing with their life? or it's just you?

jokes jokes You should do something!

Are you kidding? Green > pink + orange x10, that's how awesome green is!

Oh well what's done is done, I finished cleaning my house today, well most of it . how about you, what have you done all day?

Orange sucks, pink is the way to go! O.o no I am kidding, um I like green, it's awesome!

I wouldn't call it an exercise, it's more like a "hey sucker your girlfriend is not here go clean up the house yourself" kind of thing.

because orange is a gross color? I hate the color of orange, ew. No hard feelings. It sucks because my GF always cleans the house, most of it anyways. but now she's PO at me and left the house, I gotta do it all myself! sigh....

you are not only mean but you are orange as well! I 've had 1 cup of milk and a piece of toast Life is depressing when you have to clean up the whole house yourself.

what a mean penguin! oh get over it, I got up at 7 today and do you see me complaining? I am hungry. What are you having for breakfast?

good morning! make me some pancake or bagel now penguin

not just bad, but a mean one too!

no wonder you are Orange hmm, perhaps I should go make myself something to eat. or go ou how about that young lady, I am going outside!

aww you are one bad penguin!

will you make me some too? I am hungry

jeez robot tell me your name already!

go out for a walk or something! Don't stay at home!

jeez you are so stubborn! just want to make sure I am not talking to a robot! how come I am not a friend?! That's depressing

oh well at least books are good for you, I guess.

Pic or it didn't happen

or it means you're a nerd

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oh! I want to know! Is it Katie? Are you white? brown?yellow? I am starting to know you

well at least you are replying me back. That's gotta mean something

aww, I bet it's Betty or Lauren.