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  1. Noheart

    If we are not cursed already I have a feeling this will be Curse of the Bambino Vancouver Canucks style.

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      Yes you are both correct.

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  2. Noheart

    In a grade 7 inventor fair I painted a toilet seat fluorescent green and called it a glow in the dark toilet seat. I won 1st prize, why didn't I follow through with it? That's a wicked idea.

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      Noheart

      I totally should

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  3. Noheart

    I don't think it's possible to care less about the Masters.

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      Gman got me good

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  4. Noheart

    I peed on my Belt, what a mess.

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      I don't know what I would do without you guys

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  5. Newsflash

    Fire AV thread after win: You're an idiot. You're just doing this because your emotional. Fire AV thread after a win (which has happened this season... in fact someone waited until after a couple of wins so he wouldn't have to hear it): You're an idiot. The team is winning.

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      It's like getting pissed off at the weather, it's going to happen. so just let it happen.

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  6. Noheart

    I hate when people reply with "yup" I want to stab them when I see it.

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      First one to say yup is gay

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  7. Noheart

    Motherly love and smelling your own farts are the same instinct

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      If everyone did that there would be no war

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  8. Noheart

    I hate the Coyotes, it is BS. We pay good money for Canuck tickets, and merch for them to beat the Canucks

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      @ goalie they have been on Welfare long enough and the league owns them for Christ sake.

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  9. Noheart

    Noheart Still confident Luongo will make the deadline, OR my name will be changed to Princess Poopy Pee Pee.

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      I'm thinking nipple poop is the winner, it actually subscribes my personality the best

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  10. Noheart

    Noheart Still confident Luongo will make the deadline, OR my name will be changed to Princess Poopy Pee Pee.

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      Holy mother of god, I suspect nighmares tonight. nice work, thank you all for your efforts

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  11. Noheart

    Noheart Still confident Luongo will make the deadline, OR my name will be changed to Princess Poopy Pee Pee.

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      this escalated quickly

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  12. Noheart

    Noheart Still confident Luongo will make the deadline, OR my name will be changed to Princess Poopy Pee Pee.

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      chlamydia Q-tip

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  13. Noheart

    Noheart Still confident Luongo will make the deadline, OR my name will be changed to Princess Poopy Pee Pee.

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      hahahaha

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  14. Noheart

    Noheart Still confident Luongo will make the deadline, OR my name will be changed to Princess Poopy Pee Pee.

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      sweaty crotch chedder? that is gold. you are making this very hard for me.

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  15. Noheart

    Noheart Still confident Luongo will make the deadline, OR my name will be changed to Princess Poopy Pee Pee.

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      Pretty decent suggestions

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  16. Noheart

    I am so confident that Luongo will not be traded that if he does I will change my name to the most disgraceful one that anyone can come up with.

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      something like

      Richard Simmons' bicycle

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  17. Noheart

    If someone tells you they hate McDonalds do not trust them because they are a liar.

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      Exactly, I do my best to stay away from it, but when I do break down I can always find something to hammer down my throat

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  18. Noheart

    If someone tells you they hate McDonalds do not trust them because they are a liar.

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      Liars all of you, except cookies.

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  19. Noheart

    I already have it in my mind that Im getting drunk to watch this game, now the question is, will I throw rocks at my house?

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      Only Rye, I drink rye when I wanna send a message to myself

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  20. Noheart

    I already have it in my mind that Im getting drunk to watch this game, now the question is, will I throw rocks at my house?

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      I only drink Rye alone for safety reasons, my wife locks me in the theater room where I drink in a controlled environment with only boxers and a wife beater tank top on. Child safety plugs on power inlets

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  21. SkeeterHansen

    Wayne Gretzky's final game on ESPN Classic...I barely remember it, but I can't help but feel a bit of emotion.

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      When he played, I hated him. Now that he can't hurt me anymore I like him

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  22. Noheart

    I already have it in my mind that Im getting drunk to watch this game, now the question is, will I throw rocks at my house?

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      Im drinking Rye, and I wish my house was glass, that would be awesome, although it would be expensive to buy window coverings.

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  23. Noheart

    Got suspended for 7 days, my favorite player gets picked up on wavers and we lost to the Calgary Flames. It can only get better

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      I just really wanted him to succeed is all.

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  24. Tortorella's Rant

    Cody with two more goals tonight. Almost three times as many points as you know who. Hmmm.

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      To anyone that thinks this trade isn't a disaster.

      The homerizm is terminal

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  25. Tortorella's Rant

    Cody with two more goals tonight. Almost three times as many points as you know who. Hmmm.

    1. Noheart

      Noheart

      To anyone that thinks this trade isn't a disaster.

      The homerizm is terminal

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