Barney Stinson Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Alright, fine. You got me. I threw a water balloon at an old lady today, big deal. Link to comment
Ren Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Alright, fine. You got me. I threw a water balloon at an old lady today, big deal. I'm glad you confessed this to me, that is the first step to recovery. I forgive you and God will forgive you for this indiscretion, but first you must forgive yourself. I suggest you contact a counselor or registered psychiatrist to sort out your other issues, but I am here if you need someone to talk to. Keep this quote in mind: "I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm damn well gonna do it!" Geri Halliwell AKA "Sexy" Spice Link to comment
Reigning-Champ Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Who likes cool whhhhhhhhhhhhhip Link to comment
Barney Stinson Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 I'm glad you confessed this to me, that is the first step to recovery. I forgive you and God will forgive you for this indiscretion, but first you must forgive yourself. I suggest you contact a counselor or registered psychiatrist to sort out your other issues, but I am here if you need someone to talk to. Keep this quote in mind: "I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm damn well gonna do it!" Geri Halliwell AKA "Sexy" Spice I was thinking about something more like exorcism Link to comment
Ren Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 (edited) I was thinking about something more like exorcism If that's what you want you can have it. I can provide the holy water, but someone else will have to supply the priest, Bible and video camera. If that's what you really want, I will help you. I just want you to get back to being the best you can be. Edited September 21, 2010 by ϟ_Lightning_ϟ Link to comment
Barney Stinson Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 If that's what you want you can have it. I can provide the holy water, but someone else will have to supply the priest, Bible and video camera. If that's what you really want, I will help you. I just want you to get back to being the best you can be. Just promise me you will be there to hold my hands while I perform the....ermmm....thing Link to comment
Ren Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 (edited) Just promise me you will be there to hold my hands while I perform the....ermmm....thing I promise. I will hold your hand...in spirit...or just in your own mind. But I wish you the best of luck nonetheless. Edit: Don't take this as rejection. I am 100% supportive of what you are doing. Edited September 21, 2010 by ϟ_Lightning_ϟ Link to comment
Barney Stinson Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 I think it's almost certain that I will need to throw another water balloon at some old lady. That's frustrating Link to comment
Ren Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 I think it's almost certain that I will need to throw another water balloon at some old lady. That's frustrating I'm sorry geographical constraints prevent me from taking part in your exorcism. I can, however, send you the holy water by mail along with a how-to manual on exorcisms I found at the lost and found at my church. Don't think I don't sympathize with your situation. Don't take out your frustration on little old ladies. There are much better ways of dealing with that kind of thing. May I recommend a little meditation? You can take classes for that kind of thing pretty much anywhere. If you cuss out and punch your wife in the face, the classes are free! Or you could try masturbating. Link to comment
Dellins Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 ^^^^^shaddap ur faez Link to comment
Barney Stinson Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Wanna be the wifey? Link to comment
Ren Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Wanna be the wifey? Sorry, I can't legally be married to two people at once. But I support you in your quest to find a suitable wife to punch. I think if I start dealing coke I might be able to get a hold of Miley Cyrus for you. Would you like that? Link to comment
Barney Stinson Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 (edited) I want Lindsey or Lindsay, whatever Edited September 21, 2010 by Mr. Wiggles Link to comment
Reigning-Champ Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Whats everyone up to t'nite Link to comment
Ren Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 I want Lindsey or Lindsay, whatever I think you can do better than that. Shoot for the moon! Whatever you want though. I think I still have some prison connections. Whats everyone up to t'nite Finishing up my assignment for the Qris' thread. This sympathy stuff is seriously getting exhausting. Link to comment
Reigning-Champ Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 I think you can do better than that. Shoot for the moon! Whatever you want though. I think I still have some prison connections. Finishing up my assignment for the Qris' thread. This sympathy stuff is seriously getting exhausting. He's talking about Ted lindsay Link to comment
The Situation Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 The thread by Abaddon on black players on the Thrashers is hilarious. Link to comment
Baggy Spandex Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Late night lounge is for people who are up late. Link to comment
-Goose- Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 I have been so tired lately.. I just doze off on my computer desk every night. Link to comment
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