Professor Linguine

wait guys I can explain I was just lying about being a day investigator in order to give falcon cover so I'd be killed instead of him lynch hoggers, he's trying to get rid of a town member

any coomers in chat?

here it comes

your futile defenses are weak and puny I will strike you down like the evil you are

@luckylager get your ass on and flip this piece of garbage

look at SS' tone. is this the tone of someone who's happy knowing that they can finally be relieved of the false suspicion of them and clear their name whilst outing me as a wolf? is this the triumphant vindication of someone who knows they're about to have everyone apologize for suspecting them and be cleared of all charges? or is this the grim resignation of a member of the mafia who's dead to rights and has completely given up?

the words of a godfather resigned to their fate the worst part is that I investigated you specifically becauase you asked to be investigated. you can fool a sherriff but not a role cop. you dug your own grave son

come on SS come out and play why suddenly so scared when the dayvig pulls out his gun? shouldn't you be leaving your legacy if you're town?

why so scared SS? if you're town and I'm scum you shouldn't be afraid falcon will shoot you. You should be begging for it, because it outs me as scum.

SS frantically trying to shade me the whole time but the moment falcon goes "how about I shoot you right now" suddenly they're omega frozen. trying their best not to say anything that incriminates them

SS is 100% frozen and trying to desperation turn the lynch on me so the maf won't have to waste a NK. turn the gun on SS and blow them out of the water and you'll see the truth of my words

go for it I'm 100% SS will flip scum. Godfather isn't a townie role and I'm guaranteed correctness on my checks.

so you admit that you know there are 2 sherrifs, which is information you wouldn't have unless you knew my claim was true

the godlike hard read with me posting 10000 proof of my role right before you try to shade it

shut up MR I've been preparing for this big claim where every piece falls into place for the entire game let me have my fun

I explicitly called out SS specifically and nobody else because I wanted to make sure people did not give SS a free pass after I died. This is me trying to bait SS into hard attacking me so I could out with my claim and immediately wallop 'em. Note that they was stuck in a bad place and could only hedge and dodge the question "how am I supposed to know whether you're the dayvig" when if they were town they would just answer yes confidently. This is me calling out SS' post as being the "wolfiest post in the entire game", because I was trying to find a way to signal that I was certain about SS' alignment without outing myself yet. 'nuff said.

when I was scum and SK respectively, I played D1 in a way that tried to get me as much towncred as possible. Even going to the extent of trying to shoot a scum to clear myself as SK, and earning the trust of all the townies with my play as scum. That's because when I'm those alignments, my #1 priority is to be trusted by the members of the town. But in this game, I showed absolutely no sign that I wanted to be trusted, because I knew I could earn that trust any time I want with this claim in my back pocket. In contrast, I wanted to appear to be as foolish and useless as possible while setting up the groundwork for my claim and for pushing my scumreads D1, in order to mislead the mafia into thinking I'm a troll or mislynch bait and refuse to attack me at night. You've all been played and you may be too proud to admit it, but this is what optimal PR play looks like. Get SS. I guarantee you a red flip off that.

remember when some tool (I can't remember who exactly, I think it was NIK or jazz) was trying to push me D1, and I said "you won't like where this is going" and "this is a road you don't want to head down"? I was softing that I had a PR claim that would trump anything they tried to push on me, as well as an investigate I could use to immediately out them if necessary. remember when I said to MR "you scumreading SS right before you thought you were gonna die looks sus"? That statement makes a lot more sense once you realize I have a red check on SS at that point in time and I was fishing to see what kind of associatives people would have with them. All the breadcrumbs are in place. While you thought I was trolling, I was taking the trouble to carefully set up the clues that would lead you straight to my role to prove my identity when the time came to out myself, whilst throwing mafia off the scent by making them subtle enough they wouldn't recognize it for what it is. I am the best player in this game and you've just been outed like a fool. Kill SS right now.

you won't flip green son. godfather isn't a townie role. if I was scum I wouldn't put myself on the chopping block just to get you dead. I would just sit back and watch NIK and MR kill you. so the only logical explanation is that I'm telling the truth

town has two sherrifs: one during the day and one during the night. my role card states that I am guaranteed my results will be accurate but in return, I can only use it once during the game and during the day. Because of this I have reason to believe that the sherriff Blue Jay may have false investigation results, with me being a more limited investigation but proven to be true.

it was why I wasn't afraid to claim day vig even knowing the heat would be on me when that claim was proven to be false, because I knew I had my real claim in the back pocket to save me if something goes wrong. It was why I suddenly did a 180 from not caring at all about SS to tunnelling the crap out of 'em halfway through this day phase. And it was why I was trolling throughout the whole of D1, I didn't want mafia to kill me before I got my investigation in. So that proves my role.