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  1. GLASSJAW

    I understood Alfie just fine! Give me a suggestion. Or two.

  2. GLASSJAW

    I'm not too terribly retarded, I know I know. Anything good from England, cinema-wise? The only 'classic' films I seem to watch all seem to stem from America or Sweden or Italy or France or something. Rarely England.

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    The all points bulletin would read something like: The two criminals were last seen fleeing the scene of the crime, one being jailbait with hot legs, the other with a watered down vanilla-pudding like film masking her face
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    Sounds good to me. I'd be flattered, really. Anyway, go on then. Dissertation? Elaborate

  5. GLASSJAW
    Your "partner in crime"? Actually, it could be a good thing. While you're looting the vault, she'll be sucking off the tellers and security guards, leaving them in an indifferent post-ejaculatory haze Could work out brilliantly
  6. GLASSJAW

    Which one of us is going to be the obsessive one?

  7. GLASSJAW
    You know, some people wait their entire lives trying to find their niche. But you, darling, have found your calling already. Good on ya.
  8. GLASSJAW

    I'll devote the rest of my evening to the analysis of "oh it was a good lay, a good lay, oh it was a good lay, a good lay." perhaps an effigy of things to come

  9. GLASSJAW

    I'm not sure if I should be blushing or not

  10. GLASSJAW

    you sure do know how to make a boy feel special, dear.

  11. GLASSJAW

    you're going to be thinking of moz when we make love, aren't you?

  12. GLASSJAW

    does anything else matter?

  13. GLASSJAW

    solely, rather

  14. GLASSJAW

    Based soley on music, eh? Well, there's no better basis for a trans-atlantic fling, if you ask me

  15. GLASSJAW
    dsl
  16. GLASSJAW

    now what does THAT mean, justinkreawhateveryournameis?

  17. GLASSJAW

    alright, well go f*ck yourself

  18. GLASSJAW

    i'm pretty wary of anyone with a +30 reputation, but i couldn't be f*cked to be rude for no reason

  19. GLASSJAW

    who is the new one and who was the old one?

  20. GLASSJAW

    my first cdc friend! i'm honoured

  21. GLASSJAW
    i love it when i get entered into a game that's almost over and i'm on a team that's losing like 6800 - 3200 cool match making system bro
  22. GLASSJAW

    yours is even better than mine. frack

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    a

  24. GLASSJAW

    did you delete my charming advance? c'mon now

  25. GLASSJAW
    played with a few friends tonight. none of us are as good as you 40-3 nerds, but we won every match and sh*t talked the lobby so hard it's amazing how pathetic the xbox live community is. nothing but 13 year olds, thugs, or people who are so stoned they can't speak coherently haven't laughed that hard in long, long time thanks, xbox community!
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