Homo Sapiens' Sapience

Hay, if you're offering...

Giggity Gigg... oiii I need a towel. Alllllllright.

Hey, how you doin'?

Anyone notice that the guy folding KK in the Full Tilt commercial actually has a flush draw? ".. and the pocket kings we sometimes have the sense to fold" as he throws them, you can see 3 clubs on the table, and his kind is a club. What a doofus. Two cards are still to come, high pair, a flush draw... plenty of outs at that point.

I was about to say this belongs in Off-Topic, but you made it all belong in WN with the WI reference. I applaud you.

What topic? Oh, and you definitely can hurt someone with a pellet gun. You might be thinking of a BB gun, those are much less powerful.

A lot of things were first created for the purposes of war. Doesn't mean it's still being used for destruction. Unless you consider shooting beer cans as destructive, I don't think pellet guns are meant for anything evil.

It's a pellet gun, nothing to be alarmed about. Although, apparently the guys shot a wild chicken and cooked it during one of the trips I missed this fall.

Quiet you, or I'll shoot. That branch deserved it.

So... you seeing anybody?

I use a chainsaw every day at work, along with other air powered equipment. Never use goggles, they just get in the way. Especially in the summer, when you sweat in the sun... ugh. Although I did get hit by wires that hold nails together a few times just outside my eyes. Once it hit me right on the nose bridge and broke the skin. I know I'm an idiot, but comfort comes before personal safety for some reason.

Why would you shoot his girl with a glock? I was just about to poke her with my... That's right, I went there with his girl It's his fault, his rhymes make me wanna hurl In this battle, Tiburon has my vote The other couldn't hit a single note Then again, unlike you guys, I know I'm a phony I'm like Millie Vanillie full of baloney That rhyme was good, the one with the fever Poor chap is chopped up, we used a meat cleaver Let's put this on pause, the puck's about to be dropped We can all agree, Atlanta's about to get popped.

I was actually chopping a tree that was around 2 feet thick. That branch was just annoying me, so I wanted to cut it off piece by piece.

If we're gonna dish I'm gonna call you Fish Because you're new To this is wicked crew You're like Scoffield Fresh to this battlefield I've got nothing left in the tank to go on So here you go, knock em dead, Tiburon

Yeah, I'm a bad a$$.

Minor Thing - RHCP.

TELEVISION ANNOUNCER: We now return to the Smurfs... (on television screen) Smurf #1: Hey, did you have a good time last night? Smurf #2: Smurf-tacular! Smurf #1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette. Smurf #2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me. Smurf #1: Shut the Smurf up! Smurf #2: Yeah! Smurf #1: Right in the Smurfing parking lot? Smurf #2: Smurf-Yeah! Smurf #1: Oh! That is freaking Smurf!

I could've been in Victoria right now, with a bunch of my commie friends, in a rented house with a hot tub, for THREE days. Instead, I chose to spend New Years with my mom out of respect and understanding. We had some good soccer, philosophy and 60s Russian movies talks. All in all, I wish I was in Vic with all my drunk friends. Still, I love my mom and glad to be here. Also, I'm drunk. Weird that I can still post more or less coherently. I think I need another tequila shot.

I'm still waiting to see 94Nucker

That's awesome man. I put my head down in shame for even trying to pretend.

I'm gonna have a smoke and go to sleep So I thought I'd leave y'all with this little bit This is about as far as I've gotten in my drunken stupor So consider this a lesson. Super duper.

Yeah... I just caught up It's fun though :D

Your kid's rhymes are wack You should know you'll never record a track You're rollin' on eachother, you're steppin' We all know you're simply flappin' Your mouth All your words are heading south This is the real crap, I'm the authority You spout crap off like a minority I'm just kiddin', I know this rhyme's wack It's an equivalent of Messier's sack You say you wanna be friends? One of you should take offense Anyway, I'm half drunk and this crap makes no sense I guess I'm just feeling a little tense In conclusion you two are like Kid n' Play Except you'll never get a movie, no way House party was a dope flick Your reality's gonna be this CDC shtick I'm tired, I'm about to pass out on the porch I'll just leave it to y'all to carry on the torch. Peace.

Let's hope not, but just in case... keep it on the downlow, kapiche?