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  1. Honor and boxer? Man you can't even rhyme well

    If this were poker, I'd have your tell

    I'm beating you and I'm hardly trying

    It won't be long before you're struggling, gasping and dying

    Man my mind is too dull due to intoxication

    This is like banging with no lubrication

    Wait, I guess I know how your girl feels

    She mentioned sex with you is like baseball with no highlight reels

    Whats with the sex jokes, feeling a lil emasculated?

    I think that liquor's gotten to your head, sounding jaded

    Your messing with the King, can't be beat like i'm immortal

    I know you can do better son, your raps the opposite of forceful

    Don't make me start about your girl, huh Mr. Droopy ;)

    Tiburon the lyricist, Red's just the groupie

  2. Battling you is like facing Maynard

    That is to say, it wouldn't be hard

    I'm like the second coming of Jesus

    You should have been just an aborted fetus

    The lord knows I didn't want no kids

    But I just couldn't say no to yo mama's tits

    Sorry about that last part. I just couldn't think of anything in context at the moment. Too much home made wine. That and tequila.

    It wouldn't be hard? Your girl knows how hard I get

    Maybe you don't remember who your facing, did you forget?

    Your the second coming of Jesus? Well I'm Mr. crucifixion

    My raps on point, verses like the Mona Lisa in motion

    A masterpiece, I should be charging you for this honor

    You couldn't make it big if you were facing a baby as a boxer

  3. u call that rappin J, u better off selling subways

    Why you playin me like that?

    I thought you were cool as a cat

    Lets hear somethin longer from you

    But try not to make yourself like a fool

    Oh wait, its already too late for that homeboy

    Ya this raps gay, but theres a message for yu boy ;)

  4. There is no right answer to that question is there?

    Any answer is the right answer for you

    Son you should take a word of advice

    Stop pretending to be in the Miami Vice

    You lack flow, tact, and you've got little rhyme

    Battling you is like me wiping grime

    I forgot how fun this was. hahaha

    Come on Red wipe that grime of your face

    Dont battle me, it woulnd't be a fair race

    As if you just challenged Usain Bolt

    I'm deliverin the stunner but I aint Stone Cold

    Just an iced out heart, no mercy for the weak

    Your rhymes are recycled, lookin a lil antique

  5. I think you need to get back into freestyling form. This 90's pop music is destroying your image brah (sp?).

    I got plenty sides, but its still the same old me

    Flip the switch and slit your throat for free

    Just for you man, no extra charge

    Turn you blue like the hair colour of Marge

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