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    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

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    that reminds me of this from bash.org

    <rizerz> A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we

    <rizerz> can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him

    <rizerz> looking for work in six weeks.'

    <rizerz> A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one

    <rizerz> person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

    <rizerz> A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we

    <rizerz> can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have

    <rizerz> them both looking for work in two weeks.'

    <rizerz> A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We

    <rizerz> took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House, and

    <rizerz> now half the country is looking for work.

    :lol:

    Aren't jokes supposed to be funny tehesmily.png

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