[Where's RyJo's Mojo?]

Your writing is painful to read.

[Hordichuk's Expiration Date Has Arrived]

"Darcy Hordichuk was brought to the Canucks for one reason and one reason only. To be a brute, to crush not just hit, and to chuck knuckles raining fists of fury."

That's three reasons. Article ruined in the first two sentences.

Also, you spelled Chipchura wrong.

Also, Hordichuk is there for insurance, so ACTUAL HEAVYWEIGHTS like Andrew Peters, Eric Boulton and Derek Boogaard (not meathead scrubs like Stortini and Valabik) can't run our smaller players and get away with it. Rypien can't fight actual heavyweights - he only spars with tall players who can't fight. Glass can't fight actual heavyweights; he takes on his scrappy equivalents: The third/fourth line energy guys.

There's more to enforcing than just fighting all the time. If you're a good enough enforcer, all that's needed is your presence.

"The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of its own accord before there are any actual hostilities...It is best to win without fighting."

-Sun Tzu

Especially for a team like Vancouver whose best players are of the skilled variety, it would be more effective if Hordichuk could dissuade violence with his mere presence than if he could just fight everyone all the time on every shift.

[The Latest on Alex Edler's Injury: Out Two Weeks; and Michael Grabner]

Hahaha. NHLSourcesSay is the worst news source imaginable. I think at one point they claimed the Canucks would be trading the Sedins to Anaheim for Perry and Getzlaf.

[Edler's Confidence Resparks His Game]

I love me some run-on sentences.

Your writing is clumsier than a blind man in a labyrinth.

[The Countdown Begins]

Chris Pronger 11th? Are you serious? He's the Norris favorite so far.

[The Loser Point Has Got To Go]

Food for thought buddy.

So what you're saying is that if points were awarded differently, the standings would be different?

My god!

[The Loser Point Has Got To Go]

" but at this point it's too early in the season to worry about rankings like in this fashion."

Doesn't this make the first half of your article completely irrelevant?

[Hansen Playing His Role]

"Here are some casual, primitive observations about a fringe NHLer."

Great, thanks.

[What Needs To Be Done In December]

This article told me nothing. Empty rhetoric, sloppy structure. F.

[23 games in, only 12 wins]

I can't imagine we expected more out of a team missing their top scorer, their franchise starting goalie, several depth players and most defensemen for various periods of time.

12-11 is a great record for a team as plagued by injuries as Vancouver. By all rights we should be fighting Carolina for Taylor Hall.

[Eins, Zwei, Ehrhoff]

The only way this guy will get any better writing jobs is if he improves his game. If we just clap for this garbage, he'll never feel the need to improve. I'm doing him a service. This isn't a special ed course.

Something positive? The writer has a good understanding of the game.

The problem is that he can't write worth shit.

[Scouting the Blackhawks]

i dont know, this seemed pretty informed to me. Where was all this on TSN ?

Well yeah, it's informed. So is a copy and paste. I'm not sure what this offers that isn't already on 1000 other websites and blogs.

[Scouting the Blackhawks]

That's not a scouting report. That's just a list of information available on TSN. Give me some insight. How will each team play?

[Lowered expectations]

Yep. Grit and a mean streak is what propelled Detroit to two straight Cup finals. Right?

Stupid article. But then again, it's Canucks.com, so who's surprised?

[Optimist Prime - 11.06.2009]

6/10 needs work

[Oh Ryan, My Captain]

Great point! Ryan Kesler is pretty good at hockey! Now work on that grammar.