Magikal

except with twister you don't get escorted off the plane and stink eyed by anyone who is a parent

The double chinned Kent Clark is no match for the jawline of god. Next pls.

You need more fibre man, youre gonna hurt your colon. And if this about my picture, we've already been over this. You will never surpass my good looks and epic jawline. Silver looks better on you anyway little man

Yeah but you always played alone

When you wanna meet up I'll bring drinks.

im going to fart on your head.

I'm going to kill you........

This was me a few years ago when i was heavier, teaching some jack ass how to make dough by hand. We hadn't gotten our mixer fixed and he was crying that he couldn't work without a mixer. Some people's children I tell ya..... Also wtf is up with hair in this picture, was my mother impregnated by rooster?!? Edit: Apparently photobucket has gone full retard and keeps saying I deleted the photo.... Oh welp Dbl Edit: Take that photobucket.

Looking to move Campbell.

goosebumps books, pokemon, nap time, cookies, no responsibilities and of course dunkaroos are socially acceptable to eat when you are 8. What's not to love? Oh and I didnt get a chubby every time I played twister back then either....

You're such a Debbie Downer Matthias.

welp, there goes my chubby

What are you gonna do with that giant finger.....

emphasis on the word attempt sweetheart

What the hell...... Edmonton did what?!?!

VI would attempt to kill me if I did

im only down if its butthugs

I'm sure if it did you wouldnt suffer silently and would make me aware of it. These wannabe white knights are just lacking activities so they waste their time commenting on every one of mine.

Cry me a river

Don't get jealous now.

Hahaha oh dirty pony I cant wait to hose you down....

Especially with it a dripping out the side of your mouth like that. Mmmmm

Im confused. We create guys too? I looked in the first page for details on this but found nothing

Mmm yeah I like when you make that face