Barney Stinson

Hahahahhah such a power tripper

Already been done

I named my little wiggles, well,Rob Brown

And have a national holiday called Rob Brown celebration day

lol @ your new name

Rob Brown played a hero that night

Oh hey, I'm 100 years and 5 days old

Gym and beach, oh and some captain mo's

That's my summer plan

GC IS A FKING KEEPER <3

Okay, maybe a bit too much, but you get my point

She's a funny girl. I'm a sucker for those :3

Haha, how've you been bro of bromance <3

Oh good to hear

I guess that makes the both of us awesome too

I got a Edler jersey too

Hey I'm pretty good how about yourself?

Personally I'd like to see it in 7, but I think it'd be too nerve racking so I hope the Canucks win in 6 lol

5 would be sick since it'll be on home ice but I doubt that's gonna happen

It will be epic though thats for sure

lol I've been extra cautious sir!

I don't know, I like Calgary but GC is someone that I can actually feel/see.

I did tell Calgary we can be friends with benefits and she did seem entertained by that idea

lol I know where I'm going for my next roady

I know, I feel bad for the GC too because it seems like she's down to have something with me. By that I mean like a relationship, ish...

But damn, Calgary is too crazy

I DONT KNOW BRAHHHH

Hehh, I wouldn't say we're dating but we are going on dates, so I guess we're getting there?

Haha, to make things worse she sent me a few "pictures", if you can catch my drift....

I don't know, it just seems whack that she's crawling back to me now. Fked up thing is I actually like her a lot more than the gym cutie

Fk me right?

Someone tell me how all the "games" in DRN aren't considered as "spamming"? Really it's the same group posting the same stuff over and over again....

Update bro,

So things are going well with the gym cutie, but then a few days ago the Calgary girl started texting me again

I figured it was no harm talking to her, so I went with it. And boom the next thing you know she's been sexting me all day

lol, I hate women

Warn status: 80%. lol almost there!

escaped? That's not nice

Haha I've been great, love the weather, love the life

You?

We don't roll like that!

Unless, of course, you want to come aboard on our affectionate love train <3

Haha well I asked her to come over for dinner and watch the game with me. Yes, my pad and I'm cooking.

<3

If she said yes I guess I'm doing alright and not being too aggressive hehh

Maybe watch a movie after or something, we'll figure it out

So wise <3

But I just don't want to be TOO aggressive you know? Of course I want to get her to like me, but at the same time I don't want to be pushing it. You know what I mean?

You're totally right though. Starting off as friends will get to no where <3

But, I wont set my expectations too high.

Start off as friends and work my way up.

Already got a date set up with her, yeeppp

Hahaha should've listened to my wingman

I feel like a complete idiot now for getting so caught up with her, gosh the 2 weeks of my life I will never get back. I did tell her we're still friends though, with benefits, yes.

And no, I don't go after someone just for sex. I'm not the animal that you thought I am!

lol no it's these guys using random lines to get girls' numbers, fking hilarious

And yeah, I'm done with the Calgary girl anyways, too hard to do it. Plus she texted me today and told me about how hard her life is because her ex texted her and she's getting feelings back for him..

So you know, I was just like fk it.

But whatever, going for the cute gym girl who I can actually fk

you guys are bush league compared to me and WTD