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Virgin Witch

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  1. I had a dream I had sex with g_bassi13 and killed chiklets. I didn't know that my insanity was affected by my dyslexia.

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      that's one way to look at it.

  2. That sounds like a child on the path to becoming a homicidal maniac.

  3. Are you actually Str8 out of Chicago? Or like, a town near Chicago?

  4. DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BEENER?!

  5. I got an invite and a VIP card... but I can't tell you the identity of the inviter or I will be killed!

  6. Wait, I think I know what you're talking about.

  7. SUCH AUDACITY FROM A HUMAN! ONE DAY I WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN! I AM THE WHITE VOID! YOUR END WILL COME!

  8. Hmpf! The audacity of asking a robot if they have rust! Have you no restraint?!

  9. Your life is 1/4th over. What have you accomplished. HAVE I BROKEN YOUR SPIRIT YET?!

  10. DO NOT TRY AND AVOID THE INEVITABLE! I AM JUSTICE! THE END HAS COME!

  11. YOUR TIME WILL COME!

  12. I'm normal for a robot thank you very much. It's not my fault I was programmed to eliminate children. And the elderly.

  13. If you were a Crayola crayon I would stick you in a microwave AND MELT YOUR FACE!

  14. I never said that quit lying. Although it's better to bother khiclets than to brother me.

  15. LONGTIMEGUY WAS HERE!

  16. JUST BECAUSE I'M A ROBOT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T FEEL THE NEED TO CREEP!

  17. Pocahontas was a ho.

  18. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS! INFURIATING.

  19. I think you would look lovely in a dress g_bassi13. Maybe some nice heels as well and it could do you wonders!

  20. I HAVE NEVER KILLED A HUMAN THAT DID NOT NEED KILLING.

  21. NOT ENTIRELY, NO.

  22. I DON'T "MURDER". WHAT I DO IS CALLED JUSTICE. AND g_bassi13, YOU'RE A PRINCESS!

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