Virgin Witch

I wouldn't call it heartless. But guided more by logic.

My goal? Or my obstacle?

Because it gets in the way of my potential. And what I want myself to be.

Because I dislike how emotional I am now.

I WISH TO LOSE ALL EMOTION, AND SOLIDIFY MY DRIVE TO COMPLETE MY GOALS!

As any self-respecting person would.

HEART IS NOT WHAT I WISH FOR!

If I had to choose... ninja.

Oh how I wish such a statement was true...

I don't think anyone deserves to turn into Amy Winehouse. I'll drive you to rehab if you kill a man for me.

Hardly. Pirates are inferior to robots and in general disgust me.

That's because you're on drugs.

I just say that because I wanted to be mean. You could very well be the greatest ninja ever but I would not know. I also dislike ninjas in general.

YOU'RE THE WORST NINJA EVER!

MAGNETS!

DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BEENER?!

I got an invite and a VIP card... but I can't tell you the identity of the inviter or I will be killed!

Yeah, it's me.

Wait, I think I know what you're talking about.

What is a BJB?

/Engage Sympathy Simulation 3409

Hey... I thought we were friends.

SUCH AUDACITY FROM A HUMAN! ONE DAY I WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN! I AM THE WHITE VOID! YOUR END WILL COME!

Hmpf! The audacity of asking a robot if they have rust! Have you no restraint?!

Your life is 1/4th over. What have you accomplished. HAVE I BROKEN YOUR SPIRIT YET?!

DO NOT TRY AND AVOID THE INEVITABLE! I AM JUSTICE! THE END HAS COME!