Schroeder's Wrister
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Depends, do I get to shampoo your hair?
Depends, I haven't washed it in about a month. Are you still up for the job?
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brb gonna go take a shower
who wants to like help me?
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Smelly jeans and "Life" brand strawberry and banana jelly beans... the whole bag was like $2, and it was a pretty big bag.
What brand of jeans? And I love strawberry jbeans but I hate bananananna
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Not really, those were like $200 jeans
I'm sitting here eating jellybeans and I can smell it
What kind of jeans? What kind of jellybeans?
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I was in the Shoppers on Drake or whatever downtown and was looking to buy lotion. When all of a sudden, I really had to go, but there weren't any washrooms around. So I stood there and tried to fight it back. I mean, really, just squeezing up tight. But I have had a lot of diarrhea lately and soon suspected that this wasn't going to be something I held the line on. Finally, it passed but I thought a little bit got through.
So I finished up, bought the lotion, some jellybeans and an orange crush and penguin-walked home.
When I got here, I confirmed my suspicions and had a 15-minute clean-up session.
My jeans are toast, destroying the evidence within the hour. (after I finish the jellybeans)
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Yeah, about half an hour ago
oh jeez, how bad was it? how? what happened? how'd you get home
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Well, I just straight-up crap myself in Shoppers Drug Mart
? You sht your pants?
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munching on white chocolate chunky brownies, i'm awesome!!
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haye guise
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zippity doo dah zippity day
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Just finished watching Cannibal Holocaust... pretty messed up movie.
there are many things wrong with that movie title
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name change.. any idears?
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I don't usually eat those by themselves
Now dried mangos, on the other hand...
I could eat 5 packs of dried mangos and still want more!!!
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why is a man with a job pulling 2 all nighters in a row..?
where did i say i have a job? and who says i'm a man?! -
pulled 2 allnighters in a row.. i think i will go for a third but i'll probably end up shtting my pants at the desk and falling asleep
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Oh no u didnt
oh yes, I just did
hmm what's this??
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APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES
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I must have drank over 4 liters of Tropicana over the past 3 days. My blood sugar must be high, I get prickly sensations in my hands.
holy hell i've been getting those in my left hand too
wtf?!?!1/1122w
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