SpongeBob SquarePants

At least I didn't name myself after a gaming system

Hmmm, thanks. That's the best compliment you can give to a sponge. :D

Hi

How does poking a sponge feel huh?

All it takes is a huge wave. I can travel pretty far. I've been to almost every beach in the world.

Hahaha you're very welcome. Kesler's little dance is kind of way too awesome

Impressions can be wrong, like how I thought Piglet was a girl. It crushed my heart when I found out he was a guy

Bikini Bottom may not be in Langley, but I can always walk there, or surf there, right? Who says I have to stay there everyday? Yeah! I thought so!

What are you, a lawyer? You can't just declare I'm not SpongeBob. I can call myself a girl if I want to! Plus I never said I lived in Langley, I just mentioned I see cows there everyday!

Oh hey, look at what it says under location!

But being SpongeBob automatically makes me more awesome than everyone else... (that includes you ) so if you're awesome, then I must be insanely awesome. See the logic here?

Unless you don't wanna be awesome at all... so if you're average, then I must be awesome. Does that make sense?

Not really. This is nothing. You can still be awesome, just not INSANELY, meaning the Canucks and I are more awesome than you

Weelll... I don't know, you did kinda insult me earlier >:D

Fine, cows are still awesome, but being insanely awesome can't be just the Canucks! I think I kinda deserve to be insanely awesome as well

Pretty cool? You mean they're insanely awesome.

I think you're avoiding the obvious question here. Do you like cows? :D

I like Langley more than other places nearby because of the cows and the neighbourhood's nice. Parts of Surrey are okay for me too.

So I see you can be wrong too

I do live in the lower mainland. She lives like 10 mins out of Fort Langley.

P.S. I get to see cows everyday when I drive by :D And cows are my favourites too.

My friend owns them :D Isn't that just the coolest thing? I think so!

She has like goats, sheeps, some other animals, and I believe a fish farm, and a golden retriever (my favourite!)

You don't know a lot of things

Like how my friend has llamas and was chasing them around for 1.5 hours (I find it veeeryy funny :D, so I thought I'd share it)

Oh no, what are you gonna do about this now? I'm gonna be upset for the rest of the year

Ugghhh, why can't you lie to make a sponge happy, huh?

On a side note, I had a dream that a gas station (I think it was Shell) exploded and I was running for my life, and became friends with a guy from Greece.

But before you were on TSN, you were on GOOGLE, so I was actually partially right... I think.

Actually I was gonna say that. NOT KIDDINNNG.

Btw, my psychic powers only work once per day... so that's why it didn't really work.

Um, Facebook?!

NO, GOOGLE.

WAIT NO,

YOUTUBE!

I guess your apologies are accepted again.

I have a secret to tell you. I'm actually psychic and knew that you like that episode, so I demanded YTV to play it.

Yeaaahh!

I can't believe you missed it D:<

It was an hour of SpongeBob rather than the usual 30 mins! So I spent an hour of my life watching how good of an actor I am.