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  1. Bure who?, born Bure-Hu to a Martian and a Chinese guy in Nooksack, Washington, left his birthplace at age 8.45212 to move to Vancouver, British Columbia. It was there that he discovered in June of 2009 that he could raise his popularity by simply exchanging the last part of his surname with the name of a much respected Russian rocket on skates.

    In 2010, he decided to leave his family and hometown, heading in an eastward direction on an expedition to find the mythical Wiener Schnitzel. He finally found a Schnitzel colony in the spring of 2011 in a rural, alpine European town, where he quickly became friends with a lot of the legendary creatures, which he likes so much that he could eat them.

    His plans for the future include marrying his Schnitzel girlfriend and raising a nice little Schnitzel family.

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