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Posted 08 January 2013 - 02:03 PM

the little man wants what the little man wants, and all he want's is asian food.


No borsht? How about some bangers and mash? A little refried beans?
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Posted 08 January 2013 - 02:16 PM

No borsht? How about some bangers and mash? A little refried beans?


Don't forget maraq qudaar or biryani...lol
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Posted 08 January 2013 - 02:17 PM

No borsht? How about some bangers and mash? A little refried beans?

refried beans are good, but not AS good. he might like some haggis on occasion, but only real haggis, not that fake stuff... he can't stand borsht or bangers and mash. he like all the different types of curry though.
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Posted 08 January 2013 - 02:39 PM

Don't forget maraq qudaar or biryani...lol


Quick J.R.! The Beautiful Women thread needs you!!

refried beans are good, but not AS good. he might like some haggis on occasion, but only real haggis, not that fake stuff... he can't stand borsht or bangers and mash. he like all the different types of curry though.


So, say hypothetically if you weren't married and this hot steaming bowl of borsht wanted you to chow down would turn her down?

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 02:39 PM

I'm a little confused as to what constitutes "fake haggis"....?
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Posted 08 January 2013 - 02:50 PM

I'm a little confused as to what constitutes "fake haggis"....?


Fake reds?
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Posted 08 January 2013 - 03:13 PM

aaah...perhaps?
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Posted 08 January 2013 - 03:29 PM

Quick J.R.! The Beautiful Women thread needs you!!



So, say hypothetically if you weren't married and this hot steaming bowl of borsht wanted you to chow down would turn her down?

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nope, no thanks

I'm a little confused as to what constitutes "fake haggis"....?

carpet doesn't match the drapes

Fake reds?

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aaah...perhaps?

yup
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Posted 08 January 2013 - 03:50 PM

Yet you like Asian girls with fake red hair...? :blink:
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Posted 08 January 2013 - 04:57 PM

Yet you like Asian girls with fake red hair...? :blink:

asian trumps hair colour.

If I'm going white, i'm going all in and going pasty white, maybe with some freckles.

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 05:27 PM

You sir are a riddle wrapped in an enigma.
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Posted 08 January 2013 - 05:32 PM

nope, no thanks


Really!? Not even for free, no strings attached?

I don't know about you but is never turn down free pie.

asian trumps hair colour.

If I'm going white, i'm going all in and going pasty white, maybe with some freckles.


Freckles da bomb yo!

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 11:05 PM

I have a serious problem and I think you're the only one who can help me! Can you help me Av?
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Posted 08 January 2013 - 11:16 PM

I have a serious problem and I think you're the only one who can help me! Can you help me Av?

i can try
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Posted 09 January 2013 - 12:06 AM

Occasionally my girlfriend will refuse to wear a shirt around the house! What I'm I too do!!?? I'm at my wits end! She won't listen to reason!!
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Posted 09 January 2013 - 08:11 AM

Occasionally my girlfriend will refuse to wear a shirt around the house! What I'm I too do!!?? I'm at my wits end! She won't listen to reason!!

stop complaining and just enjoy it.

Also, I'm going to need pics to properly assess the situation... purely for professional reasons.

if it really bothers you, just start leaving the windows open at all times, unless she's into that sorta thing... in which case remove the blinds altogether and tell me where you live. again, for purely professional reasons.

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 10:13 AM

Av's hired me on as a consultant on this case. I'll also need some copies of those pics FWIW. B)
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Posted 09 January 2013 - 12:56 PM

I have acquired said photographs but I have been told very bad things will happen to my "mini me" if they are posted...

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 12:57 PM

I have acquired said photographs but I have been told very bad things will happen to my "mini me" if they are posted...

pm them to me, i assure you they will not be posted anywhere. Remember, this is all in the name of helping you.

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 01:29 PM

pm them to me, i assure you they will not be posted anywhere. Remember, this is all in the name of helping you.


Ditto
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Posted 09 January 2013 - 03:02 PM

You guys are just trying to get me in trouble aren't you?
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Posted 09 January 2013 - 04:32 PM

You guys are just trying to get me in trouble aren't you?

I'm genuinely trying to help... JR is just being pervy/trying to get you into trouble.

I just need to see what we're working with before i advise you properly. i'd hate to give you improper advice.
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Posted 09 January 2013 - 04:44 PM

I'm genuinely trying to help... JR is just being pervy/trying to get you into trouble.

I just need to see what we're working with before i advise you properly. i'd hate to give you improper advice.


Hey now! I'm just trying to advise with the advising!

And even if I was being a bit of a perv I'd never get a man willing to share pics of boobies with friend in to trouble! NEVER. Thos bad boys would go in the vault unless he stated otherwise.
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Posted 09 January 2013 - 05:02 PM

Hey now! I'm just trying to advise with the advising!

And even if I was being a bit of a perv I'd never get a man willing to share pics of boobies with friend in to trouble! NEVER. Thos bad boys would go in the vault unless he stated otherwise.

good point, it would be good to have copies of the surveillance stored outside the home for safe keeping, in case anything happened to you. you can use it as leverage in future dealings too.

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 05:17 PM

I pleaded my case that she needs professional help and I got permission to post this one, just so you can give some advice:

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See what I mean!? See what I have to deal with!? Whether she's playing video games or reading a book it doesn't matter it's off with the shirt!

Luckily we live up a mountain...
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Posted 09 January 2013 - 05:27 PM

I say she's filling out the panties quite nicely. Perhaps you could suggest she does the same with a nice crop-top? :D

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 05:39 PM

That's the problem! She rarely wears shirts around the house!
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Posted 09 January 2013 - 05:51 PM

Seriously though...not to cross a line...but I think tonight at some point I may wake from a dream of eating zebras :bigblush:

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 06:04 PM

Seriously though...not to cross a line...but I think tonight at some point I may wake from a dream of eating zebras :bigblush:


Dude, it's all good, there's very little you could say that crosses any lines with me. :P

Wait a minuet, aren't you marred?

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 06:12 PM

Doesn't mean I can't dream about eating zebra damn it!
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