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#1381 Gumballthechewy

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 06:31 PM

Doesn't mean I can't dream about eating zebra damn it!


Mmmmm.... Zebra tasty....

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 11:33 PM

I pleaded my case that she needs professional help and I got permission to post this one, just so you can give some advice:

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See what I mean!? See what I have to deal with!? Whether she's playing video games or reading a book it doesn't matter it's off with the shirt!

Luckily we live up a mountain...

i say just freaking enjoy it. if it really bothers you, you go try walkjing around with no pants or underwear on, see how she likes that.


also: well done. not my tase in skin colour, but a fine job none the less. tell her i say "kudos on the bod"

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#1383 Gumballthechewy

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:00 PM

Did a couple posts get removed from here?
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Posted 10 January 2013 - 09:51 PM

absolutely, but I have no clue what they are... oh, yeah, i remember :P i guess it was a little inappropriate :P

though i don't know if anyone responded after i asked a question, in my own thread...
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Posted 10 January 2013 - 11:47 PM

More inappropriate than me posting saucy pictures of my girlfriend?

The last thing I remember is shutouts... :huh:
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Posted 11 January 2013 - 08:17 AM

More inappropriate than me posting saucy pictures of my girlfriend?

The last thing I remember is shutouts... :huh:

that's the last thing i remember too, aww well, i aint gonna stress about it. still don't think that's a thing.

and they're not that saucy... they're informative.

I blame JR, he clearly went too far.

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 10:02 AM

I blame JR, he clearly went too far.


That's sounds like something I'd do :bigblush:
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Posted 11 January 2013 - 04:23 PM

I blame JR, he clearly went too far.


Yes, yes I agree.

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 04:28 PM

Dayum, why haven't I been checking this thread like I should have been.
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Posted 11 January 2013 - 04:31 PM

Dayum, why haven't I been checking this thread like I should have been.


Hey! Get out! Not for you!
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Posted 11 January 2013 - 04:32 PM

Hey! Get out! Not for you!


I'm just admiring. It's more of a compliment than anything. :blush:
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Posted 11 January 2013 - 04:37 PM

I'm just admiring. It's more of a compliment than anything. :blush:


Well... Ok, but the rules (her's not mine) are look but no touch (ing yourself).
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Posted 11 January 2013 - 04:38 PM

Well... Ok, but the rules (her's not mine) are look but no touch (ing yourself).


That sounds very fair. She's a very reasonable woman.
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Posted 11 January 2013 - 04:42 PM

That sounds very fair. She's a very reasonable woman.


Are you kidding me!? I mean, just look at the picture! She refuses to wear a shirt around the house!! How am I supposed to get anything done in conditions like that!?
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Posted 11 January 2013 - 04:47 PM

Are you kidding me!? I mean, just look at the picture! She refuses to wear a shirt around the house!! How am I supposed to get anything done in conditions like that!?


I don't know man, life must be rough in the Chewy household. Fortunately for me I've managed to stay single so I can focus on things like staring at the wall.
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Posted 11 January 2013 - 04:49 PM

I don't know man, life must be rough in the Chewy household. Fortunately for me I've managed to stay single so I can focus on things like staring at the wall.


Get that photo enlarged and printed. Then you'll have something on the wall to stare at.
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Posted 11 January 2013 - 04:52 PM

Get that photo enlarged and printed. Then you'll have something on the wall to stare at.


Yeah, but that might be a little bit creepy.
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Posted 11 January 2013 - 05:00 PM

Are you kidding me!? I mean, just look at the picture! She refuses to wear a shirt around the house!! How am I supposed to get anything done in conditions like that!?


I can think of something you should be able to "get done".... :bigblush:
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Posted 11 January 2013 - 05:13 PM

Is Vic Rauter not a handsome son of a gun?

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 05:26 PM

You're right, he's not a handsome son of a gun.
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Posted 11 January 2013 - 06:23 PM

Yeah, but that might be a little bit creepy.


What she don't know won't hurt her?

I can think of something you should be able to "get done".... :bigblush:


Yeah I guess... But house work is hard...
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Posted 11 January 2013 - 06:41 PM

Is Vic Rauter not a handsome son of a gun?

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nope, not asian :P
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Posted 11 January 2013 - 06:44 PM

Why do I feel like I'm the only one on CDC who isn't super into Asian women?
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Posted 11 January 2013 - 07:37 PM

Why do I feel like I'm the only one on CDC who isn't super into Asian women?


You're not alone...

I mean... Just scroll up...
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 10:55 AM

Why do I feel like I'm the only one on CDC who isn't super into Asian women?


I'm not "super" in to Asian women. I like hot women, Asian or otherwise. If anything I'd say my biggest preferences would be Latin, Indian and Redheads. But I'm certainly not going to complain about pics of hot Asian women and if I was single and ~ 10 years younger I'd be ALL over the new Asian receptionist at my office...lol
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 12:22 PM

I'm all a bout the Asian persuasion, more-so the oriental and southern Asian though. Euro-Russian, nope, Asian Russian, yep (and yes, you can definitely see the difference between western and eastern Russia.)
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 12:47 PM

y u no ask me to draw u!?
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 08:53 AM

y u no ask me to draw u!?

i was waiting to be invited.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 10:07 AM

Should I give the middle finger to Delta Cable and go Telus Optik?

It's a slight downgrade on the internet from a 40/3 unlimited cap to 25/2 500GB cap but it will be roughly half price for 6 months and about 2/3rd's regular price thereafter plus a $300 Visa card... Plus Telus has arguably the best GUI/system for TV...
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 10:54 PM

Should I give the middle finger to Delta Cable and go Telus Optik?

It's a slight downgrade on the internet from a 40/3 unlimited cap to 25/2 500GB cap but it will be roughly half price for 6 months and about 2/3rd's regular price thereafter plus a $300 Visa card... Plus Telus has arguably the best GUI/system for TV...

that depends, how much do you normally use the internet? do you think you'll hit the cap? do you DL a lot of programs/videos? if not, i'd definitely go with the optik
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