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Being anti anti-kony is worse than being anti-kony. Still...

IN WEST UGANDA, BORN N RAISED

ON THE BATTLEFIELD IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS

CHILLIN’ OUT, MAXIN’ RELOADIN’ ALL COOL

AND TAKING SOME AFRICAN KIDS OUT OF THEIR SCHOOL

WHEN A COUPLE OF LIBERALS STARTED MAKING ME FRET

STARTED MAKING TROUBLE ON THE INTERNET

THEY STARTED ONE CAMPAIGN AND MY MEN DEMANDED, THEY SAID “YOU’RE MOVIN WITH YOUR KIDS TO A BARRACKS IN SUDAN”

I WHISTLED FOR A VEHICLE AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR

IT WAS A SCHOOL BUS WITH ARMED KIDS IN THE REAR

IF ANYTHING I COULDA WENT TO A FEW VILLAGES AND INSTALLED MORE FEAR

BUT I THOUGHT “NAH, FORGET IT, YO KIDS WE’RE OUTTA HERE”

I PULLED UP IN THE SUDAN ‘BOUT 7 OT 8

AND I YELLED TO MUSEVENI “UMAD, SMELL YOU LATER”

LOOKED AT MY ARMY COMPOSED OF ALL OF MY HOMIES

TO SIT AT MY THRONE, COS I’M JOSEPH MOTHERfrackIN’ KONY

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