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#1 Gumballthechewy

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 05:04 PM

Hooray! Hooray! It's almost Gweelowlala Day!

I am going to explane this holiest of holy holidays:

Gweelowlala Day is a magical mystery tour of emotions and drugs. On Gweelowlala Day the woman of the house has to wear the traditional Gweelowlala stockings so dear sweet Saint Mash may fill them with gifts of cucumbers, Jergens hand lotion, finger cots and Canadian Club Whisky, the traditional drink of Gweelowlala Day. The traditional meal of Gweelowlala Day is loose roast beef sammiches, carrots, cucumbers(the ones from the stockings may be used), melons, hot dogs, fish tacos, sausage and kumquat pie for dessert.

All December long we celebrate the Gweelowlala with feasting and celebrations but on Gweelowlala Day, December 33rd, we celebrate the Forgenblufkinmoot with the Grand Feast and sacrifice three hot female virgins (preferably from ages 16-22), by dog, to the three gods of Gweelowlala Day: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Joseph Stalin and Micky Mouse.

The Saints of Gweelowlala Day are:

Saint Gumball of Narnia, patron saint of the spirit of Gweelowlala.
Saint Mash of Hyrule, patron saint of gifts and songs.
Saint Yappie of Mordor, patron saint of slaughtering heathens.

Below are the grand songs of Gweelowlala as composed by Saint Mash of Hyrule patron saint of gifts and songs:

The Song of Gweelowlala Day:

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The Song of Beer:

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The Song of Sexy Stockings:

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The Song of the Forgenblufkinmoot:

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The Song of Heathens:

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Edited by Gumballthechewy, 27 December 2012 - 08:47 PM.

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 05:05 PM

Dear Santa,

I would like a personality.

Love,
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 05:15 PM

Santa Chewy,

I would like a Gweelowlala tree, damn things are harder to find than Gary Bettman's...........dignity.......
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 05:16 PM

Dear Santa,

I would like a personality.

Love,
Mash


I think you posted in the wrong thread, either way you're a naughty boy and you don't deserve a personality.

You already have a cult of personality anyway.

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 05:18 PM

I think you posted in the wrong thread, either way you're a naughty boy and you don't deserve a personality.

You already have a cult of personality anyway.


The old CDC switcharoo. Well executed.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 05:20 PM

The old CDC switcharoo. Well executed.


More like the old CDC double thread post confusion.

Either way I turned a failure into a success.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 05:22 PM

More like the old CDC double thread post confusion.

Either way I turned a failure into a success.


Ah, owned by the webzone. Either way, you fixed it.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 05:23 PM

Santa Chewy,

I would like a Gweelowlala tree, damn things are harder to find than Gary Bettman's...........dignity.......


You must grow a Gweelowlala tree from the corpses of your enemy's and water it with their blood and fertilise it with their bones.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 05:25 PM

You must grow a Gweelowlala tree from the corpses of your enemy's and water it with their blood and fertilise it with their bones.


Gweelowlala could be the official CDC holiday. "For dinner we have a lovely 'Be horrible to eachother', partnered with a 'Justin Schultz is horrible lol'. Enjoy your stay".
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 05:28 PM

Gweelowlala could be the official CDC holiday. "For dinner we have a lovely 'Be horrible to eachother', partnered with a 'Justin Schultz is horrible lol'. Enjoy your stay".


For dessert, a delicious "Why we trade Hodgson, Kassian iz bumhole."
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 05:29 PM

You must grow a Gweelowlala tree from the corpses of your enemy's and water it with their blood and fertilise it with their bones.


Mash, can I borrow your corpse for a bit...? :emot-parrot:
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 05:30 PM

Mash, can I borrow your corpse for a bit...? :emot-parrot:


Yeah sure, I don't need it.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 05:34 PM

Yeah sure, I don't need it.


K cool.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 05:45 PM

Saint Gumball of Narnia declares that Lord Mash of Hyrule is in charge of spreading Gweelowlala Day spirit around CDC and Lord Yappie of Mordor shall slaughter all who oppose Gweelowlala Day cheer.

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 06:06 PM

Gimme boats and hoes
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 06:10 PM

Gimme boats and hoes


Formy you're not allowed.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 06:19 PM

Formy you're not allowed.

frack off! I do what i want!
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 06:26 PM

Gimme boats and hoes


Saint Gumball of Narnia will deliver unto you these, 'boats and hoes', for Gweelowlala Day.

But first you must deliver me three virgins for the Gweelowlala Day ritual sacrifices.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 06:27 PM

Saint Gumball of Narnia will deliver unto you these, 'boats and hoes', for Gweelowlala Day.

But first you must deliver me three virgins for the Gweelowlala Day ritual sacrifices.

Here ya go!


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Posted 23 December 2012 - 06:40 PM

Here ya go!



Saint Gumball of Narnia does not accept your virgin sacrifices.

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 08:21 PM

Here's the first of the Gweelowlala Day Songs:

Oh St. Gumball, Fa-la-la-la-la-la,
Happy day of Gweelowlala,
Bring us gifts, bring us toys,
Bring some girls for the boys,

Gweelowlala, is a day,
Gweelowlala for today.
Gweelowlala Gweelowlala
Everyone Gweelowlala
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 08:30 PM

Saint Gumball approves of this song, this song shall be the anthem for Gweelowlala day!

Lord Mash if you keep this up you may be canonised as a saint of Gweelowlala Day.

I've been using the word 'Gweelowlala' so much lately my iPhone is auto-correcting to it!

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 08:37 PM

Saint Gumball approves of this song, this song shall be the anthem for Gweelowlala day!

Lord Mash if you keep this up you may be canonised as a saint of Gweelowlala Day.


I will deliver the official foursome of Gweelowlala presents to all the girls and boys if I do make saintship. Here are the gifts:

1. Cucumber
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2. Jergens Hand Cream
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3. Finger Cots
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4. The Smooth Taste of Canada Club
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 08:44 PM

I will deliver the official foursome of Gweelowlala presents to all the girls and boys if I do make saintship. Here are the gifts:

1. Cucumber

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2. Jergens Hand Cream
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3. Finger Cots
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4. The Smooth Taste of Canada Club
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Done!

I, Saint Gumball of Narnia, canonise thee, Lord BananaMash, as Saint Mash of Hyrule, patron saint of gifts and songs.

Edited by Gumballthechewy, 23 December 2012 - 11:52 PM.

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 08:49 PM

Done!

I, Saint Gumball of Narnia, canonise thee, Lord BananaMash, as Saint Mash of Hyrule patron saint of gifts and songs.


T'was the night prior to Gweelowlala,
and all through the apartment,
Most of the pencils were resting,
in their desk compartments,

A human was watching dirty movies,
In his bedroom and stopped,
Because his mother opened the door,
and boy he was so shocked,

He reminded his mother,
about Gweelowlala cheer,
She forgave him promptly,
and brought him a beer,

Happy Gweelowlala everyone!
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 09:42 PM

T'was the night prior to Gweelowlala,
and all through the apartment,
Most of the pencils were resting,
in their desk compartments,

A human was watching dirty movies,
In his bedroom and stopped,
Because his mother opened the door,
and boy he was so shocked,

He reminded his mother,
about Gweelowlala cheer,
She forgave him promptly,
and brought him a beer,

Happy Gweelowlala everyone!


I am so happy I made you saint of gifts and songs!
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 09:48 PM

I am so happy I made you saint of gifts and songs!


I know a certain gumball who will be getting a roll of duct tape, a knife, and a drip pan in his stocking this Gweelowlala.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 09:56 PM

I know a certain gumball who will be getting a roll of duct tape, a knife, and a drip pan in his stocking this Gweelowlala.


We don't hang stockings for Gweelowlala, we hang bras and the ladies fill them.

Then promptly remove them...

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 10:02 PM

We don't hang stockings for Gweelowlala, we hang bras and the ladies fill them.

Then promptly remove them...


We do so hang stockings! It's customary for the woman of the house to wear the traditional Gweelowlala stockings:
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Then take them off and hang them for St. Mash to fill with toys.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 10:14 PM

We do so hang stockings! It's customary for the woman of the house to wear the traditional Gweelowlala stockings:

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Then take them off and hang them for St. Mash to fill with toys.


Saint Gumball of Narnia approves of this tradition.

Saint Mash, you continue to impress!
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