I am going to explane this holiest of holy holidays:
Gweelowlala Day is a magical mystery tour of emotions and drugs. On Gweelowlala Day the woman of the house has to wear the traditional Gweelowlala stockings so dear sweet Saint Mash may fill them with gifts of cucumbers, Jergens hand lotion, finger cots and Canadian Club Whisky, the traditional drink of Gweelowlala Day. The traditional meal of Gweelowlala Day is loose roast beef sammiches, carrots, cucumbers(the ones from the stockings may be used), melons, hot dogs, fish tacos, sausage and kumquat pie for dessert.
All December long we celebrate the Gweelowlala with feasting and celebrations but on Gweelowlala Day, December 33rd, we celebrate the Forgenblufkinmoot with the Grand Feast and sacrifice three hot female virgins (preferably from ages 16-22), by dog, to the three gods of Gweelowlala Day: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Joseph Stalin and Micky Mouse.
The Saints of Gweelowlala Day are:
Saint Gumball of Narnia, patron saint of the spirit of Gweelowlala.
Saint Mash of Hyrule, patron saint of gifts and songs.
Saint Yappie of Mordor, patron saint of slaughtering heathens.
Below are the grand songs of Gweelowlala as composed by Saint Mash of Hyrule patron saint of gifts and songs:
The Song of Gweelowlala Day:
The Song of Beer:
The Song of Sexy Stockings:
The Song of the Forgenblufkinmoot:
The Song of Heathens:
Edited by Gumballthechewy, 27 December 2012 - 08:47 PM.