BananaMash Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Here's the first of the Gweelowlala Day Songs: Oh St. Gumball, Fa-la-la-la-la-la, Happy day of Gweelowlala, Bring us gifts, bring us toys, Bring some girls for the boys, Gweelowlala, is a day, Gweelowlala for today. Gweelowlala Gweelowlala Everyone Gweelowlala Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Saint Gumball approves of this song, this song shall be the anthem for Gweelowlala day! Lord Mash if you keep this up you may be canonised as a saint of Gweelowlala Day. I've been using the word 'Gweelowlala' so much lately my iPhone is auto-correcting to it! Link to comment
BananaMash Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Saint Gumball approves of this song, this song shall be the anthem for Gweelowlala day! Lord Mash if you keep this up you may be canonised as a saint of Gweelowlala Day. I will deliver the official foursome of Gweelowlala presents to all the girls and boys if I do make saintship. Here are the gifts: 1. Cucumber 2. Jergens Hand Cream 3. Finger Cots 4. The Smooth Taste of Canada Club Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 I will deliver the official foursome of Gweelowlala presents to all the girls and boys if I do make saintship. Here are the gifts: 1. Cucumber 2. Jergens Hand Cream 3. Finger Cots 4. The Smooth Taste of Canada Club Done! I, Saint Gumball of Narnia, canonise thee, Lord BananaMash, as Saint Mash of Hyrule, patron saint of gifts and songs. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Done! I, Saint Gumball of Narnia, canonise thee, Lord BananaMash, as Saint Mash of Hyrule patron saint of gifts and songs. T'was the night prior to Gweelowlala, and all through the apartment, Most of the pencils were resting, in their desk compartments, A human was watching dirty movies, In his bedroom and stopped, Because his mother opened the door, and boy he was so shocked, He reminded his mother, about Gweelowlala cheer, She forgave him promptly, and brought him a beer, Happy Gweelowlala everyone! Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 T'was the night prior to Gweelowlala, and all through the apartment, Most of the pencils were resting, in their desk compartments, A human was watching dirty movies, In his bedroom and stopped, Because his mother opened the door, and boy he was so shocked, He reminded his mother, about Gweelowlala cheer, She forgave him promptly, and brought him a beer, Happy Gweelowlala everyone! I am so happy I made you saint of gifts and songs! Link to comment
BananaMash Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 I am so happy I made you saint of gifts and songs! I know a certain gumball who will be getting a roll of duct tape, a knife, and a drip pan in his stocking this Gweelowlala. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 I know a certain gumball who will be getting a roll of duct tape, a knife, and a drip pan in his stocking this Gweelowlala. We don't hang stockings for Gweelowlala, we hang bras and the ladies fill them. Then promptly remove them... Link to comment
BananaMash Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 We don't hang stockings for Gweelowlala, we hang bras and the ladies fill them. Then promptly remove them... We do so hang stockings! It's customary for the woman of the house to wear the traditional Gweelowlala stockings: Then take them off and hang them for St. Mash to fill with toys. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 We do so hang stockings! It's customary for the woman of the house to wear the traditional Gweelowlala stockings: Then take them off and hang them for St. Mash to fill with toys. Saint Gumball of Narnia approves of this tradition. Saint Mash, you continue to impress! Link to comment
BananaMash Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Saint Gumball of Narnia approves of this tradition. Saint Mash, you continue to impress! It's time for another Gweelowlala song! So take off your sexy stockings, So take off your sexy stockings, So take off your sexy stockings, Enjoy your toys and hot things, Put on your you sexy swimsuit, Soon old Saint Mash will be here, He only brings gifts if your good, So when he draws near... Bring him some food Bring him some beer, Bring him some ladies, And good songs to hear! Link to comment
Lil B From The Pack Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Saint Gumball of Narnia does not accept your virgin sacrifices. You say you want virgins, you get virgins. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 You say you want virgins, you get virgins. Gweelowlala rituals deman hot female virgins, you displease the gods of Gweelowlala! Lord Yappy! Slay this heathen and I shall canonise you aswel! Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 It's time for another Gweelowlala song! So take off your sexy stockings, So take off your sexy stockings, So take off your sexy stockings, Enjoy your toys and hot things, Put on your you sexy swimsuit, Soon old Saint Mash will be here, He only brings gifts if your good, So when he draws near... Bring him some food Bring him some beer, Bring him some ladies, And good songs to hear! I'm putting your songs in the OP. Link to comment
SkeeterHansen Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 You guys have taken this to a whole other level of awesome. Wouldn't expect anything less. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Can the official meal of Gweelowlala be loose roast beef sammiches, carrots, cucumbers, melons, hot dogs, fish tacos, and sausage? Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 You guys have taken this to a whole other level of awesome. Wouldn't expect anything less. Can the official meal of Gweelowlala be loose roast beef sammiches, carrots, cucumbers, melons, hot dogs, fish tacos, and sausage? Saint Gumball of Narnia approves of this, but only if we include kumquat pie for dessert. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Saint Gumball of Narnia approves of this, but only if we include kumquat pie for dessert. Deal Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 That's it, I don't care if you want it or not Yappie, I'm canonising you. I, Saint Gumball of Narnia, canonise thee, Lord Yappie, as Saint Yappie of Mordor, patron saint of slaughtering heathens. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 That's it, I don't care if you want it or not Yappie, I'm canonising you. I, Saint Gumball of Narnia, canonise thee, Lord Yappie, as Saint Yappie of Mordor, patron saint of slaughtering heathens. I love my job, but he also got a pretty cool job. It's like a license to kill (heathens). Link to comment
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