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#31 BananaMash

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 10:17 PM

Saint Gumball of Narnia approves of this tradition.

Saint Mash, you continue to impress!


It's time for another Gweelowlala song!

So take off your sexy stockings,
So take off your sexy stockings,
So take off your sexy stockings,
Enjoy your toys and hot things,

Put on your you sexy swimsuit,
Soon old Saint Mash will be here,
He only brings gifts if your good,
So when he draws near...

Bring him some food
Bring him some beer,
Bring him some ladies,
And good songs to hear!
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 10:38 PM

Saint Gumball of Narnia does not accept your virgin sacrifices.

You say you want virgins, you get virgins.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 10:44 PM

You say you want virgins, you get virgins.


Gweelowlala rituals deman hot female virgins, you displease the gods of Gweelowlala!

Lord Yappy! Slay this heathen and I shall canonise you aswel!

Edited by Gumballthechewy, 23 December 2012 - 10:58 PM.

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 10:46 PM

It's time for another Gweelowlala song!

So take off your sexy stockings,
So take off your sexy stockings,
So take off your sexy stockings,
Enjoy your toys and hot things,

Put on your you sexy swimsuit,
Soon old Saint Mash will be here,
He only brings gifts if your good,
So when he draws near...

Bring him some food
Bring him some beer,
Bring him some ladies,
And good songs to hear!


I'm putting your songs in the OP.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 10:49 PM

You guys have taken this to a whole other level of awesome. Wouldn't expect anything less.

Edited by MaximYapierre, 23 December 2012 - 10:49 PM.

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 10:49 PM

Can the official meal of Gweelowlala be loose roast beef sammiches, carrots, cucumbers, melons, hot dogs, fish tacos, and sausage?
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 11:31 PM

You guys have taken this to a whole other level of awesome. Wouldn't expect anything less.


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Can the official meal of Gweelowlala be loose roast beef sammiches, carrots, cucumbers, melons, hot dogs, fish tacos, and sausage?


Saint Gumball of Narnia approves of this, but only if we include kumquat pie for dessert.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 11:33 PM

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Saint Gumball of Narnia approves of this, but only if we include kumquat pie for dessert.


Deal
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 11:50 PM

That's it, I don't care if you want it or not Yappie, I'm canonising you.

I, Saint Gumball of Narnia, canonise thee, Lord Yappie, as Saint Yappie of Mordor, patron saint of slaughtering heathens.
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Posted 23 December 2012 - 11:51 PM

That's it, I don't care if you want it or not Yappie, I'm canonising you.

I, Saint Gumball of Narnia, canonise thee, Lord Yappie, as Saint Yappie of Mordor, patron saint of slaughtering heathens.


I love my job, but he also got a pretty cool job. It's like a license to kill (heathens).
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Posted 24 December 2012 - 12:18 AM

I have updated the OP with information all about this wondrous holiday.

I love how a thread, originally a double post thread, has become the best thing in Spam Threads.

Hey! Maybe I should petition Stealth to move this into CMN...

Is this thread considered spam?

Edited by Gumballthechewy, 24 December 2012 - 12:25 AM.

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Posted 24 December 2012 - 12:23 AM

I have updated the OP with information all about this wondrous holiday.


What day is Gweelowlala on?
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Posted 24 December 2012 - 12:30 AM

What day is Gweelowlala on?


That's a good question Saint Mash.

Indeed we celebrate Gweelowlala all December long but the grand feast and sacrifices are done on the 33rd.
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Posted 24 December 2012 - 12:31 AM

That's a good question Saint Mash.

Indeed we celebrate Gweelowlala all December long but the grand feast and sacrifices are done on the 33rd.


Ah-ha! Happy Gweelowlala to you!
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Posted 24 December 2012 - 12:35 AM

Ah-ha! Happy Gweelowlala to you!


And a very happy Gweelowlala to you too my brother.

Saint Mash, shouldn't we have a song for the Forgenblufkinmoot?
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Posted 24 December 2012 - 12:40 AM

Ah-ha! Happy Gweelowlala to you!


And a very happy Gweelowlala to you too my brother.


Gleeful Gweelowlala Day, everyone.

Edited by One one two, 24 December 2012 - 12:40 AM.

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Posted 24 December 2012 - 12:43 AM

I still don't know wtf this is, and why have I not gotten my boats and hoes?
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Posted 24 December 2012 - 12:46 AM

And a very happy Gweelowlala to you too my brother.

Saint Mash, shouldn't we have a song for the Forgenblufkinmoot?


All gather round for this is a tale,
Of the great Forgenblufkinmoot,
Where we eat a meal and the ale,
Made by a swede, Bork Bork Bork,

The three ladies, of unsoiled nature,
Sacrificed to please our gods!
If she resists, we'll shall make her,
Bow to our mighty dogs!

This tale may seem too dark to some,
So we celebrate with joyful tunes,
So feel the songs in your lungs,
And know we're all here for you!

Arnold Schwarzenegger, god of crops
Stalin, god of the power within each saint,
Mickey mouse, god of the corrupt cops,
Please them all, or we will all meet our fate.

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Posted 24 December 2012 - 12:56 AM

All gather round for this is a tale,
Of the great Forgenblufkinmoot,
Where we eat a meal and the ale,
Made by a swede, Bork Bork Bork,

The three ladies, of unsoiled nature,
Sacrificed to please our gods!
If she resists, we'll shall make her,
Bow to our mighty dogs!

This tale may seem too dark to some,
So we celebrate with joyful tunes,
So feel the songs in your lungs,
And know we're all here for you!

Arnold Schwarzenegger, god of crops
Stalin, god of the power within each saint,
Mickey mouse, god of the corrupt cops,
Please them all, or we will all meet our fate.


Perfect form Saint Mash, perfect form!

I still don't know wtf this is, and why have I not gotten my boats and hoes?


Re-read the OP. It clarifys everything... sorta... not really...

The reason you have not received your boats and hoes is because your virgins for sacrifice were in sufficient, it's all detailed in the OP.

Edited by Gumballthechewy, 24 December 2012 - 12:59 AM.

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Posted 24 December 2012 - 12:59 AM

Re-read the OP. It clarifys everything... sorta... not really...

The reason you have not received your boats and hoes is because your virgins for sacrifice were in sufficient, it's all detailed in the OP.

Ok, would Asian virgins satisfy you?
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Posted 24 December 2012 - 11:30 AM

Ok, would Asian virgins satisfy you?


Yes, as long as they are, in fact, female.
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Posted 24 December 2012 - 01:27 PM

Yes, as long as they are, in fact, female.

Then I think we have reached an understanding.
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Posted 24 December 2012 - 03:42 PM

Then I think we have reached an understanding.


Indeed.
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Posted 24 December 2012 - 10:25 PM

Gweelowlala rituals deman hot female virgins, you displease the gods of Gweelowlala!

Lord Yappy! Slay this heathen and I shall canonise you aswel!


The heathen cannot be slain - only chastised to the deepest depths of the Gweelowlala gecko chambers.


Praise the Gweelowlala gecko!!
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Posted 24 December 2012 - 11:53 PM

The heathen cannot be slain - only chastised to the deepest depths of the Gweelowlala gecko chambers.


Praise the Gweelowlala gecko!!


Hmmm, tell us more about this Gweelowlala gecko Saint Yappie.
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Posted 25 December 2012 - 12:10 AM

I own two geckos in real life, so a Gweelowlala gecko makes sense.
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Posted 25 December 2012 - 12:23 AM

Hmmm, tell us more about this Gweelowlala gecko Saint Yappie.


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Posted 27 December 2012 - 06:38 PM

Saint Mash! We require a song about the heathens, avelanch is the heathen king.
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Posted 27 December 2012 - 07:50 PM

Saint Mash! We require a song about the heathens, avelanch is the heathen king.


Man, cats don't know what it's gonna be
Messing with a Saint like me, M-to-the-A-to-the-S-H
Last I heard, y'all posers was havin' holidays, with the SAME fake saints,
I show no love, to heathen thugs
Empty out, reloaded and throw more slugs
How you gonna explain that to me man?
Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand

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Posted 27 December 2012 - 08:44 PM

Man, cats don't know what it's gonna be
Messing with a Saint like me, M-to-the-A-to-the-S-H
Last I heard, y'all posers was havin' holidays, with the SAME fake saints,
I show no love, to heathen thugs
Empty out, reloaded and throw more slugs
How you gonna explain that to me man?
Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand

-Original by DMX, Edited by Saint Mash


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