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    Mafia [The Game] - NHL - GAME OVER, BRUINS WIN

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    Yeah but everyone's jerked off due to boredom at some point so I meant besides that

    You know, your wife could really use the iVibrator with you being over seas or whatever all the time.

    ...that is going to be apart of my Christmas advertisement campaign. I'll isolate husbands and boyfriends who are away from there partners long term and promise them a device that will stop their partners from cheating.

    Mafia [The Game] - NHL - GAME OVER, BRUINS WIN

    in White Noise

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    Can I put one on hold?

    Sure, but I need to work out the patent situation and I need funding to build a prototype that I can take to a large scale manufacturers first.

    When Im bored at work I go out and hang out by the runway

    When CPJ's get's bored he designs elegant sex toys

    No not really, mostly I just masturbate when I'm bored.

    Mafia [The Game] - NHL - GAME OVER, BRUINS WIN

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    So I've added some methods of monitoring pleasure levels to the iVibrator on top of pressure increases. The first two are temperature and moisture. The sensors that measure these factors will be grouped in sectioned rings. The group of sensors closest to the base of the device receiving feedback will define moisture and temperature levels in order to counter act the temperature and moisture fluctuations that would come with insertion. The third added method of pleasure monitoring would be audio. A tiny microphone will be placed at the base of the device to monitor moaning.

    I've also added wireless and 4g internet functionality. All of the information recorded by the device will be available in graph form via cellular device or desktop computer and shareable through most popular social media outlets, including FaceBook and Twitter. Wireless capabilities will be standard but 4g capabilities will be exclusive to elite models that will cost more than the standard model.

    (standard device cost) / (standard device creation cost) = Y

    (Y) * (elite device creation cost) = X

    Online capabilities will, most importantly, add the ability to update the software of the device for both upgrading and bug fixing purposes. It will also allow for diagnostic information to be relayed to another device for troubleshooting.

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    Mafia [The Game] - NHL - GAME OVER, BRUINS WIN

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    I just had a great idea. It's called the iVibrator. It's a vibrating dildo that is programmed to cycle through different styles of vibration and register the orgasm by increased pressure (like contractions or whatever that squeeze is). It records what combinations and linear patterns of cycles work best to maximize pleasure. The more you use it the more it adjusts its cycle to fit your needs. To avoid stagnation it will randomly cycle off of the most effective patterns and combinations. I'm also thinking I might add a thrust to the dildo and maybe a spin, but I doubt that hasn't been done before and I wonder why it didn't catch on...

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