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  1. Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,

    'Hello?'

    'Hi, honey.

    This is Daddy.

    Is Mommy near the phone?'

    'No, Daddy.

    She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

    After a brief pause,

    Daddy says,

    'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'

    'Oh, yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,

    right now.'

    Brief Pause.

    'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.

    Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs,

    knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy

    that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'

    'Okay, Daddy, just a minute.'

    A few minutes later

    The little girl comes back to the phone.

    'I did it, Daddy.'

    'And what happened, honey?'

    'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes

    on and ran around screaming.

    Then, she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser

    and now she isn't moving at all!'

    'Oh, my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?

    'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.

    He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window

    and into the swimming pool.

    But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water

    last week to clean it.

    He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'

    Long Pause

    Longer Pause

    Even Longer Pause

    Then Daddy says,

    'Swimming pool? ...........

    Is this 486-5731?'

    No, I think you have the wrong number ...

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  2. It's been well established that AV let the team run their own dressing room.

    Hopefully Torts will crack some skulls and make it a little less comfortable for everyone involved.

    It's also a clean slate for everyone involved, I am looking forward to see what changes are made.

    Yes, I was aware AV let the players do this.....saying some players run the Asylum is a bit of a stretch for me.

    A clean slate is a good thing and I hope any changes made are positive, but,

    I just can't shake this feeling of trepidation....I hope I'm wrong!

  3. It's laughable how some of you want Tortorella here just so he can kick our media's butt :rolleyes:

    What happens when he starts to kick some players the wrong way causing friction in the locker room?

    Sorry, I'm not a fan of the "torts" personality and never will be....as far as his coaching ability, I will take a wait

    and see approach like some others here.

  4. Darren Dreger says that Tortorella is the right fit for Vancouver.

    EDIT: Aaron Ward agrees.

    And both of them communicated that message without yelling at me through the TV.

    Kypreos and MacLean could learn something here.

    So what, 2 guys with an opinion, others may not agree.... what's is there to learn from? :lol:

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