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  1. You heard the ladies, we're all gonna miss you

    You made me do this, didn't wanna diss you

    Maybe in your next life someone will wanna kiss you

    We got our black clothes ready, I'll even get you a nice coffin

    What you want written on your tombstone? Pardon?

    Your mumbling, lemme take the rag out your mouth

    Come on, still can't speak clearly with the rag out

    Only reason your still here is outta my boredom

    You know your the result of a 2-6 and a convenient store condom

    But it's time to finish this sucker

    That weak rap was a trap, this is the closer

    Tryin to battle me but you know your a poser

    This games yours? I don't play fair I'm take it from you

    This is the King talkin, and I'm puttin a cork in your debut

  2. :lol:

    so I just woke up and do my daily checkup on CDC

    then I find this dude wanna rap battle me? hahah

    c'mon man you know calling me out is a mistake

    you just crossed the line to battle with one of the great

    I'll smack you, leaving your friends and family standing still

    make sure your grandchildren will born with a dented grill

    I'm an animal in this rap game, a beast at this mockery

    leaving you scars with my battle rap wizardry

    no pain no gain, this pain will make you gain a knowledge

    don't ever look at me when you're just an average

    so go ahead chug your last beer

    it'll make it easier for you to overcome fear

    Come on man, why you dodgin the question

    I guess your ashamed, its alright your still a freshman

    There goes the bell, class is in session

    I dont need no guns, my words are my weapons

    No pain no gain? Yea your right, but I already been through the rain

    Your nothing, zero, zilch, all you are is just another migraine

    Pop a couple pills and your gone

    Yea I can feel it kickin in, your almost done

    I don't like mixin beer and pills together, so I'll stay sober

    Plus I wanna be present to see you hurt and injured

  3. what happen to the rap battles?

    Lets revive this, I'm callin you out meta

    Turn you into a salad, throw on some feta

    Pass ya over to wilboy, we all know how he loves salad

    Your heads gonna be the lettuce shredded

    Its not a salad without some croutons

    Wait... All I'm findin are tampons

    Is this true meta, are you a girl

    Does JT make your toes curl?

  4. I ain't one to play games

    I just wanna give you my last name

    Why can't you give me a chance

    Told ya I ain't tryin to get in your pants

    Go ahead play hard to get, i ain't gonna quit

    Even if it takes a while i'm not gonna split

    I'm like a human diamond, girls best friend

    Keepin it real, there ain't no pretend

    This isn't no T-Pain crap, I'm not in love with a stripper

    I'm in love with an angel, and I'm gonna get her

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