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    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    You're wrong, it is a game, and your verse is the glitch

    Man I've taken sh.its that look better than what you spit

    Hip hop would be better off with you decapitated

    These pathetic skills need to be eradicated

    Don't come after me, unless otherwise stated

    I'm the headmaster, you ain't even graduated

    Need someone to rag? well I'm standing right here

    You're looking at the best emcee in the northern hemisphere

    Stop talking about being friends

    Say that crap to me and you'll meet your end

    I'm not your homie, you don't know me,

    My rhymes kill you, slowly,

    you got less skill than an AHL goalie

    By you gotta be so violent, wishin me decapitated

    Your rhymes are lookin a bit faded

    If we were face to face you'd be speakin with a stutter

    My words flow with ease like i'm eatin butter

    Rhymin with the word butter? Yea I borrowed that line

    But against a weak rapper like you, that'll do just fine

    Rapping against me, your running into a brick wall

    There's no passing me, even if you give it your all

    This AHL goalie is about to show you theres more to it than skill

    All heart baby, I'm making it to the big show and gonna make a mill

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    No worries, ill be done soon, i won't waste you time,

    and the bi tch thing was just in the spirit of rhyme,

    Conceited is kinda a part of the job,

    An Emcee's job is to make his opposite sob,

    The competition seems stale, but you'll see Im fresh,

    My rhymes seem to have this ability to mesh,

    Its a thrill to the end, not a hobby, its a lifestyle,

    So lets agree to both leave this battle with a smile,

    The Wookie's a rookie, but fought hard nonetheless,

    Gainst a hardened CDC vet, but I must confess,

    I still think I'm great, hell maybe the best,

    You and me will forever outshine the rest of this mess,

    Tomorrow we meet again, looking forward to battling,

    Ill come after you with my gatling, my rhymes will be baffling.

    Till we meet again, my new found foe,

    Tomorrow Ill show you the meaning of flow.

    I look forward to our battle, and in the end

    I hope no matter what we can still be friends

    These raps are just outta boredom

    No need to get hostile, pick up no gun

    I have a feeling our battle will be epic

    Try coming with your best, even if your sick

    I need someone to push around, someone to rag

    This isnt some game, can't blame your loss on lag

    So come prepared, or don't show

    Don't wanna show CDC that you blow

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted · Edited by Tiburon

    Now listen here Tibs i gotta go to bed,

    This flu sh it is really affecting my head,

    Now your rhymes are good, but they ain't fantastic,

    They're plastic, in fact sometimes they're downright Jurassic.

    You and Farker really seem to think your the sh it,

    Your alright, but you just gotta get over it,

    You ain't no king, your time has not come,

    So why dont you go run back to your mum.

    Am I the best, No, but I'm a damn good emcee,

    So don't just believe you can run over me,

    My rhymes are substantial, but no they're not perfect,

    Still why you gotta be acting like a hurt bi tch?

    Well first off, lemme say goodnight

    Being sick sucks, hope you feel aight

    And no i'm not tryin to be conceited

    But look at the competition going down defeated

    No I don't think i'm the crap or even the best

    But tell me whos better? Can anyone pass the test

    Even with viagra you could never be this hard

    I'm a good guy, just killin time, you want some tips heres my card

    Maybe we can chill, you'll see i'm not a b!tch

    But mess with me and yea you'll end up with a nervous twitch

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    I'm not all that good at this but here goes,

    go easy on me.

    I shine the brightest,rhymes are the tightest

    Tighter than a baby's eyelids

    Scared after they hear lightning

    Ever since the earths creation i've been shinnig

    GOD said let there be light and i started rhyming

    Thats why cats should never battle

    I am the first out there to be fly like pterodactyls

    Me and the mic is connected like ya wrist and ya hands

    I kick freestlyes that have you pissing ya pants

    Reading that you know my first thought? You got potential

    But when you rhyme, you need a plan and no I'm not talking dental

    Your a rookie here, I'm not gonna waste good material on you

    Roses are red, violets are blue, your rhymes stink and you smell like poo

    See that I could waste a line on you, here lemme waste another one

    Pre-heat oven, cook for 6 lines, and homie you done

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted · Edited by Tiburon

    Jeeze took long enough i thought the wait would be rough

    but it was anticlimatic and no i'm not being sarcastic

    whack rhymes like that are damnable

    doesnt make sense? cologne and fire is flamable

    you dummy you'll never get close to the money

    and you thought you wouldnt lose but your friends probably did

    i saw a picture of you and you're one skinny kid

    i didn't know north delta had leprachaun folks

    i'll push you down step on you're throat until you NY met choke

    woah...getting aggressive

    I took too long? Writing two raps while you thought of one

    I'm a beast, you got guts, thought you'd be gone

    Or maybe its stupidity, I doubt its courage

    Coming with these wack raps lookin like garbage

    Your all over the places, talking from sarcasm to baseball

    Me and Red just killed you, there's no more room for you to fall

    Just give it up homie, you've already hit rock bottom

    I'm be like you and rhyme that with something stupid like possum

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    That was rape, you can bet he will hiss

    No matter, he's so bad, it's worse than my piss

    Way to rip the newcomer a new one

    We can rest peacefully now that he is done

    You beat me to the punch, rippin him a new one

    My bad Maritz, no ky jelly, couldn't find some

    I got plenty of old timers with a good doctors name

    After this raping, your gonna need some surgery of the same

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted · Edited by Tiburon

    your whack rhymes are so female you should wear a blouse

    that stunk i'll cover you in cologne light a match and we'll see whose doused

    talking about being a dictionary? you'll get rocked by a taurus

    i got more vocab than a thesaurus

    and i'm leaving you with rigamortis

    What are you talking about, you don't even make sense

    Don't quit your day job, in the rap game you wouldn't make any cents

    You wanna light me, then think your gonna put me out?

    Think about what your saying before it comes out your mouth

    Yea I know your not actually saying it, your typing it

    But your rhymes suck, let the words flow, dont fight it

    This aint even a battle, your own worst enemy is yourself

    I'm just sit back and watch, I ain't even gonna call you an elf

    I'd own you with even saying a diss

    I'd bet my life savings your replies gonna miss

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    You're a poster no one gives a crap about

    toilet talk? someone put a diaper over this mans mouth

    and this challenger is taking the crown

    i'll give you a swirly, try not to drown

    Taking the crown? So you admit I'm King

    Yea you got some sense, no need to fill you in

    Go ahead, put a diaper over my mouth

    You lit a fire under me, i wont be doused

    This is too easy, my minds a dictionary

    I'm like Picasso, just playing pictionary

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    pff tiburon are you fat cause you're named after a car

    in this rap shii you're not going far

    cause i just ripped you with a comparison

    i'm better with a slight dose of arrogance

    Whoa are you serious, a challenger?

    I'll use you to unclog my toilet, your a plunger

    Or maybe you are clogging my toilet

    Dont use comparisons or i'm gonna foil it

    With Wil? :unsure:

    Who knows.. whoever is around... :mellow:

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    Haha,

    Well your the master of rappin..

    Here all night eh?

    Have fun :)

    Yea lol I can't sleep tonight

    Tib, rap me out

    Wilboy your pure sex, I don't wanna fight you

    Want to rap battle? I wont even get to verse 2

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    You guys are good..

    Just good? We're pure awesomeness

    More legendary than the lochness

    Me and Red run this lounge

    Remember that and don't make a sound

    oops... sorry... my bad....

    Tib on Wil, it is.... :P

    Haha glad you know now, don't forget

    But enough of this gay talk, is everyone set

    Parties just startin, hows everyone doing

    Don't go to sleep, or we'll be booing

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    Not much, just u on my lap

    Sorry gotta keep it pg13, can't sit on your lap

    Canucks_83 doesnt like it, guess you'll have to fwap

    Come on man, why you gotta be like that?

    I'm not skinny, or stupid or fat

    I'm pretty damn good, as a matter of fact

    Oh, and I really like my throat intact

    Thanks for making me feel so bad

    I guess I won't help next time you're going mad

    About a girl that don't love ya

    My bad I didn't want to have to hurt ya

    Your my homie, remind me of my pa

    Don't worry thats not an old age joke

    Your cool in my books, a good bloke

    Sorry about your throat by the way

    I know a good doctor, or so they say

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    oops...

    seemed to have walked in at the wrong time....carry on.... I'm leaving now...

    It's ok we're done now

    I wub you tib.

    <3.

    Quit changing your name

    Come on Tiburon

    Let's get it on

    Like Donkey Kong

    I will try

    To make you happy

    So you call me pappy

    I'll be your daddy

    Cuddly like a teddy

    This song is wrong

    On so many levels

    Just as many levels

    As there're pebbles

    This is meant to be enjoyed in with a tune like similar to Aqua.

    Yeah, I just downloaded all of Aqua. Try Roses are Red and substitute my short lyrics. Fits like a glove man, like a GLOVE!

    Well that wasnt very good, a little bit kinky

    But you got my .... softer than a slinky

    Hmm maybe a bit too far, and on that note

    I'll add some testoterone in, and cut your throat

    Cause I'm all man, no questions asked

    My time is now, yours has passed

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