King of Anarchy

I suppose.

Meh. (I'm trying to hide the fact that I care. Is it working)

Hello.

This is why you're a butt.

I don't drink...a lot.

Drink and set off fireworks?

You won't get over that, will you? I'm going as a douche. (Joe Jonas)

Same. They are my kryptonite.

Why wouldn't you just keep it?

Shia Labeouf is a cigarette.

What a female dog.

Happy Halloween.

Blankets, and lots of them.

That's why I usually keep my windows open while I sleep.

That's sad.

How many fracking profile views do you get in an average day?

(sad face)

1. Yes. 2. I'm too lazy to change it. 3. It speaks the truth.

Oh, yes he is. I isn't stopid, kay?

3-0 now. Way to go, fatty!

I know. The visibility was terrible.

I was referencing your foggy comment.

Because he makes me want Eggs. (It's early in the morning.)

Exactly.