Sharpshooter

Haven’t heard from J Our first slanker?

Alcohol

So I’m a Blue Shark?

I sit in the toilet while shaving. Brushing teeth while taking a shit is literary adding shit vapours and minuscule quantities of your own shit into your own mouth. You’re literally a shit eater. When some person tells you to “eat shit” you’re actually the person who does that. You have no come back unless it’s “I do, and will in the morning you asshole!, which is where the shit I’m probably getting vapours and particulate matter from in the morning, so jog on!” Is that multitasking worth it? If maybe not, good on you. If definitely yes, you’re a shitty legend.

Don’t apologize for working lates. I work till 25:00. I know how hard it is. f**k all these people/addicts/young’ins/assholes that don’t understand night shifts. I get you. Don’t apologize.

If town needs to sacrifice me on N1, I’m totally cool with that, if it helps provide insight.

I suspect that the Maf are going to be part strong voices and a slanker Town, be aware.

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I reckon BW ranged scum. BW never speaks right away to deflect to others to put the suspicion away. Just my hunch.

It is certainly a thing. Just nice to see you participate after all this time. Glad to have you back in the game.

Vintage.

English humour is the best humour. Best part playing with MR for me. Honestly. Feels like I’m talking with my cousins in the old country if they were half as smart and half as good looking as me.

Also, we can move the next game into the Adults Table for Unmoderated talk and for Unmoderated Game scenarios. It may add a spicier dynamic than we’ve ever had in the Main Canucks Board. Think of the possibilities!

I know brother. We’ve had many chats. I would suggest anti-anxiety yoga tai-chi and other physical outlets to bring down the brain chemical levels that get your state of mind in that ‘state’. All my best as always. PM me for non game talk.

1:42am on D1 Qwags offers that he’s ‘maf’ without any prompting. Totally cool.

I may take you up on that. There was no need for you to add that tonight. That was totally unnecessary.

There’s no reads on D1. Never read anything on D1, unless it’s personal messages. Other than that, D1 and even D2 mean nothing. N1 can tell you something. But even that isn’t ‘telling’.

I ‘doubled up’ for NIK. He’s sober, I’m not. I respect and honour his decision. It was for the best for him. Seriously, NIK needed to get sober and I’m glad he did. Up in his part of the world it’s either succumb to ‘things’ or get sober and focus on other ‘things’. NIK’s got a family. And now he’s being a proper family man. I couldn’t be more proud and supportive of him if he was my own blood. Still my brother though through the years. I don’t do pot or any other drugs. Not my jam. Like Lewis Hamilton says, and applicable to NIK, “Still We Rise”.

@Blue Jay 22 be big enough to recognize the reason you’re being called out. You don’t have to apologize but it would show some character.

Don’t make the same joke over and over again for your own shits and giggles when literally people are dying this day. Jokes are cool, but this has always been the crudest form of one.

If loving NIK is a sin then I’m Mother Teresa.

Also, 6 pack, half pack of smokes, plus half a bottle of whiskey into it. I’m making up for NIK sobriety, which I support 10,000%. Love ya @naslund.is.king Stay true brother.