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I just want to say that I think everyone left alive would benefit from re-reading the rules under the spoiler tab of the Original Post!
That is all.
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I know less than nothing about UFC, but my opinion is: You're All Right!
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mau5trap MUST vote this round or WILL be Aladeen-Killed
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SUMMARY
LYNCH -Not A Fruit(Mafia)
SK - CanucksLegacy(TP)
MAFIA - BurrDaMan
DoctorSave - BurrDaMan
VIG - Could or would Not Act
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Living
King Heffy
Burrdaman
otherwise
JE14
mau5trap
Kryten
Dead
kumar2013 (TP)
Lemons (TP)
Kesler87 (TB)
Go Faulk Yourself(Unknown)
The Purple Panda (Mafia)
OurTimeToShine(Mafia)
PPCLI (Unknown)
Peaches (TP)
Intoewsables(Mafia)
Alchemy Time (TP)
Dral (Mafia)
One One Two (Unknown)
Ryp(TP)
VICanucksfan5551(TP)
Ilduce39 (Mafia)
Not A Fruit(Mafia)
CanucksLegacy(TP)
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It’s 9:30! Now is time for Aladeen Brodcast Network’s nightly news report from your Glorious and Perfect Leader: Admiral, General, President-For-Life, High Chancellor and Most Perfect Mafia Host Aladeen!
Your only source for the latest non-zionist Western media influenced News!
and now the results from Execution Idol:
And the Winner of Execution Idol with {6}votes is:Not A Fruit
Now your fate is to be decided like how I decide what to use to pleasure myself- with the W-H-E-E-L of DEATH!
Looks like you spun: Death By Skinning!
Oh marvelous I need a new rug! Unfortunately my old one has a puke stain on it from a party at my place. Man Omar al-Bashir can’t hold his liqour.
Anyways,
Aladeen gives the command as Not A Fruit is strung up upside-down:
Unfortunately CRTC regulations do not allow us to show this particular execution but it went something like this:
OMG this is absolutely shocking people, now that Not a Fruit has been skinned it seems he is actually: a Fruit…
All this time he has been hiding this… Good Riddance!
Now for some more fun and excitement from our (and it pleases me so much to say):Serial Killer:
The SK found their next victim CanucksLegacy doing what he does every night:
mesmerized by the beauty of it, the SK just watched for a few minutes before sneaking up behind CL and knocking him out.
The next thing CL sees is when he feels the tickle of the chainsaw being ripped through him:
And on the Lighter side of the News,
The Mafia once again target BurrDaMan. Angry that she was saved by the incredible and amazing doctor, they were determined that once and for all they would make it so even the doctor couldn’t save her.
After finding her and machine riddling her with machine gun bullets
They blend her up and chum her to some sharks
BUT,
As it would happen the Doctor was on vacation marlin fishing. Noticing BDM being chummed to the sharks by the mafia he jumped into the water then gutted all the sharks that ate blended up BDM. Gathered all of her juicy bits and performed surgery on the deck of his boat. Having done his thesis on machine gunning, blending and being fed to shark accidents, the Doctor Saved BurrDaMan, then proceeded to catch a record marlin:
Tonight it seems the inbred, illiterate, slack-jawed, redneck townspeople are angry at their Vigilante. Because the vig did nothing.
And You’re up to date in the World Of Aladeen. And now for our feature movie magic mike which is a total rip off of the academy award snubbed Magic Aladeen:
Have an Aladeen Night!
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CanucksLegacy Must Vote this round or WILL be Godkilled!
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SUMMARY
LYNCH -Ryp(TP)
SK - VICanucksfan5551(TP)
MAFIA - BurrDaMan
DoctorSave - BurrDaMan
VIG - Ilduce39 (Mafia)
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Living
King Heffy
CL
Burrdaman
otherwise
JE14
Not A Fruit
mau5trap
Kryten
Dead
kumar2013 (TP)
Lemons (TP)
Kesler87 (TB)
Go Faulk Yourself(Unknown)
The Purple Panda (Mafia)
OurTimeToShine(Mafia)
PPCLI (Unknown)
Peaches (TP)
Intoewsables(Mafia)
Alchemy Time (TP)
Dral (Mafia)
One One Two (Unknown)
Ryp(TP)
VICanucksfan5551(TP)
Ilduce39 (Mafia)
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It’s 9:30! Now is time for Aladeen Brodcast Network’s nightly news report from your Glorious and Perfect Leader: Admiral, General, President-For-Life, High Chancellor and Most Perfect Mafia Host Aladeen!
Your only source for the latest non-zionist Western media influenced News!
and now the results from Execution Idol:
And the Winner of Execution Idol with {7} votes is:Ryp
Now your fate is to be decided like how I decide how to wash the underwear I have been wearing for the past month- with the W-H-E-E-L of DEATH!
Looks like you spun: Guillotine
Sweet! I know we have had this one before but I spent so damn much on this thing I really want to get my money’s worth.
Man I really Love this thing I even named it after my favorite baseball player!
Oh I thought it was pronounced “Cuts”, Anyways, let’s do this!
Aladeen gives the command:
RYP is placed on his back with his head in the Guillotine so he can get to witness it all!
Ryp’s Head hits the ground and starts rolling, the kids in the audience start a quick pickup game of soccer using his head as the ball.
So tonight is the night that the Serial Killer can earn his Serial Suffix.
Can it be true Can we have a SERIAL killer tonight?
That’s right SK were all supporting you!! We know you can do it big guy!!
The report is that the serial killer’s victim was none other than VICanucksfan5551. Apparently he was just finished making sweet soft sensual love to hodor:
before the SK came and killed him. Unfortunately we don’t have any footage of this grisly crime but I did manage to draw it all for you so you would get the idea. Please be warned that this is extremely graphic and is not appropriate for our younger viewers
And on the Lighter side of the News,
The Mafia Continue to seek out and kill the innocent townspeople and it looks like they found their target next target: BurrDaMan, who happened to be away on some kind of business. Apparently reports are in that the Mafia detonated some kind of explosive device in the city BDM was in to make sure they got their intended target.
Well I guess there is no surviving that! Too bad….
But Wait!! Reports are in that the one and only DOCTOR happened upon the scene, and as luck would have it he is the only doctor that specializes in thermal-nuclear explosion injuries:
Apparently the surgery was a complete success and the Doctor Saved BurrDaMan!
It looks as though she will make a complete recovery and as a bonus the doctor gave her a little enhancement:
Amazing Work Doc!!!
Now for our sports report on everyone’s favorite Vigilante. Apparently the Vig has had enough of Ilduce39 taking away the spotlight from our most perfect, beloved, magnanimous, malevolent, glorious, acclaimed, celebrated, eminent, excellent, sublime, splendid, triumphant, impressive, magnificent, majestic, illustrious, benevolent, heroic, resplendent, dazzling, venerable, well-hung dictator…. me!!!
Ilduce was smart though and could sense that someone would eventually come after him so he decided to pack heat and dared, nay defied someone, anyone to come after him. “who can stop me?” he said.
The Vig Replied:
The standoff started and the Vig confidently, enticed Ilduce to make the first move:
Ilduce Obliged:
Good show Vig, Good Show! Whatever happened to that Kilmer guy anyways
And You’re up to date in the World Of Aladeen. And now 12 continuous hours of:
Have an Aladeen Night!
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too funny man +1Vote Peaches
Final words:
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Good! now shut up.
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Ok Kes Enough is enough, You are now banned for the next game I host and if the next game someone else is hosting I will be asking them to keep you out of it.
Do not post in this thread anymore or it will be me going to the Admins telling them that YOU are disrupting this game for 20 some players.
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SUMMARY
LYNCH - Intoewsables(Mafia)
SK - Alchemy Time (TP)
MAFIA - One One Two(unknown)
VIG - Dral (Mafia)
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Living
King Heffy
VICanucksfan5551
CL
RYP
Burrdaman
otherwise
ilduce39
JE14
Not A Fruit
mau5trap
Kryten
Dead
kumar2013 (TP)
Lemons (TP)
Kesler87 (TB)
Go Faulk Yourself(Unknown)
The Purple Panda (Mafia)
OurTimeToShine(Mafia)
PPCLI (Unknown)
Peaches (TP)
Intoewsables(Mafia)
Alchemy Time (TP)
Dral (Mafia)
One One Two (Unknown)
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It’s 9:30! Now is time for Aladeen Brodcast Network’s nightly news report from your Glorious and Perfect Leader: Admiral, General, President-For-Life, High Chancellor and Most Perfect Mafia Host Aladeen!
Your only source for the latest non-zionist Western media influenced News!
and now the results from Execution Idol:
And the Winner of Execution Idol with {A few} votes is:Intoewsables
Hmmm I will have to check with the judges if we can even execute Intoewsables, it just seems so wrong.
Well what do you say El Tigrea?
Well I guess that’s that:
Now your fate is to be decided like how I decide how to wash the underwear I have been wearing for the past month- with the W-H-E-E-L of DEATH!
Looks like you spun: Death By Hail Of Arrows
Oh Goodie! now I finally get to use those thousands of Chinese Archers I have. If I were paying or feeding them I would be most un-pleased that the death wheel doesn’t choose this more often.
Intoewsables is dressed into some chinese garb and made to stand in front of a big chinese looking gate.
Aladeen gives the command then the thousands of hungry chinese archers take aim:
Look at how many of you missed, food only for those who hit their targets! It’s so hard to get good free chinese labour these days!
And now for news on our lovable Serial Killer
Coming Oh so close to his first kill last night the would be Serial Killer found himself jonesing to at least be able to call himself Killer:
Determined to have his fix, he sought out a new target, one that would never see it coming. So like a hawk he followed and watched his next victim.
Sitting outside of Alchemy Time’s house ,the would be Killer finally felt the time was right and his first victim should be honored that he would immortalize him this way. It was his form of love, never would he have to grow old, no more would pain afflict him or grief stricken him. Why can’t they all see that I do it out of love?
The SK opened the door to ATs house and seeing him in the living room he ran at him screaming:
Alchemy Time ran as fast as he could upstairs and barricaded himself in the Bathroom. The SK attempted to get at him but it was no use the door lock was just too strong. So the SK said “ok then, I guess I will just leave since I am unable to kill you.”
Relieved, Alchemy Time waited until he heard footsteps leaving. AT decided that since he was in the bathroom anyways he might as well hop in the shower and give his feminine body a good cleaning.
“Well no point in having the door locked in case I have an accident.” AT said to himself as he unlocked the door.
AT got undressed and hopped into the shower and started singing his favorite shower song.
“ It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah It’s Raining Men! Amen!
I’m gonna run out and let myself get absolutely Soaking Wet!
It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah It’s Raining Men! Amen!”
But before he could sing anymore:
Alright Killer! You did it! Guess what has two thumbs and is super proud of you?
And on the Lighter side of the News,
The Mafia Continue to terrorize the townsfolk with gangland style hit on the innocent albeit very inbred One One Two in an elevator:
I said Gangland Style!!!!
That’s Better!
Unfortunately we don’t have actual footage of the crime as it was taking place but we do have footage from the security camera in the lobby of when the elevator doors opened after the murder:
MMMMM That’s Juicy!
Now for our sports report on everyone’s favorite Vigilante. It seems the Vig has once again got back to weeding out and taking down those mafia scum. Servicing all the inbred, illiterate, slack-jawed townspeople, the vigilante served up their own brand of justice, with a slice of cold revenge on the side by hunting the deadliest prey of all.... Humans!
The Vigilante was filled with a fiery vengeance from being tricked by the mafia into taking the life of an innocent and vowed that the next kill would be for sure mafia.
The Vigilante decided that the one to die needed to be someone who would impersonate the innocent. But not just any innocent, one that claimed to be the world famous doctor. Pulling up to Dral’s illegal medical clinic, the Vigilante shot their way through the waiting room:
Killing all the vile staff and patients that would associate with a man who didn’t even have a real medical degree.
After shooting their way through the clinic they found a door that said Dr. Dral Ob/Gyn. The Vig kicked open the door and said to Dral, “you’re too fat to be a real doctor” before opening fire with two handguns and exploding Dral’s head:
*Warning Graphic violence
And You’re up to date in the World Of Aladeen. And now 5 continuous hours of:
Have an Aladeen Night!
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This silence has let to this Bill Cosby Intermission:
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1 more post about anything Kes and if I host another game I will have no choice but to exclude you or if someone else is I will have to ask them to exclude you.
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Kes, this is your LAST WARNING!!!You're an idiot
No more posting in the thread please especially attacking people still alive!
No more PMing people about the game please
Thank You for your cooperation.
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god damn who said shutout
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SUMMARY
LYNCH - OurTimeToShine(Mafia)
SK - JE14
Doctor Save - JE14
MAFIA -PPCLI (unknown)
VIG - Peaches (TP)
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Living
King Heffy
VICanucksfan5551
CL
RYP
Burrdaman
otherwise
Intoewsables
ilduce39
JE14
Alchemy Time
Not A Fruit
mau5trap
Dral
One one two
Kryten
Dead
kumar2013 (TP)
Lemons (TP)
Kesler87 (TB)
Go Faulk Yourself(Unknown)
The Purple Panda (Mafia)
OurTimeToShine(Mafia)
PPCLI (unknown)
Peaches (TP)
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It’s 9:30! Now is time for Aladeen Brodcast Network’s nightly news report from your Glorious and Perfect Leader: Admiral, General, President-For-Life, High Chancellor and Most Perfect Mafia Host Aladeen!
Your only source for the latest non-zionist Western media influenced News!
and now the results from Execution Idol:
And the Winner of Execution Idol with {A few} votes is:OurTimeToShine
What a landslide, you must feel so popular.
Now your fate is to be decided like how I decide where to order chinese take-out food from - with the W-H-E-E-L of DEATH!
Looks like you spun: Death By Aids!!
Alright!! Well first we will have to make sure you are HIV Aladeen!
Aladeen unzipps his pants. Quickly his executioner runs of over and says:
“Glorious and Perfect Leader, Aids can take many years to kill a man, infact he may live a near normal lifespan.”
Aladeen: “I see, that is most disturbing. I guess we will have to do something else then. What haven’t we done in awhile?”
Executioner: “Um we haven’t shot someone out of a cannon in a few hours!”
Aladeen: “Excellent, I suppose he will not be needing to be made HIV Aladeen then?”
Executioner: “Well no Glorious one, but if you wish we can delay for a few minutes.”
Few seconds of silence
Aladeen: “No no, we are in a bit of a hurry. Prepare him for the cannon!”
Executioner: “Very good glorious leader.”
OurTimeToShine is shoved into the barrel of the cannon head first. His screams are muffled within the massive gun.
Aladeen gives the command then does up his pants:
This masked Killer has allegedly found their first victim last night (I suppose you need a few more before you get the serial added to your name.)
Creeping into JE14’s home the Killer crept his way up the stairs where he heard the moans of ecstasy coming from the bedroom. He slowly opened the door ready to protect a couple of teens from having unsafe sexual intercourse. Instead he found JE14 all alone drinking beer and with pictures of me, Aladeen, all over the place.
Of course the Killer allowed JE14 to Aladeen over the pictures of Aladeen before:
Well if you have to go you might as well go with the my image as the last thing you see. What a Lucky Victim!
Beaking News, this just in, it seems the world famous and only Doctor in the world who can save someone from 92 machete stab wounds happened to be on the scene and SAVED JE14
OOOOH SK soooooo close, that must be so dissapointing but you know what has two thumbs and is almost proud of you?
And on the Lighter side of the News,
Tonight there was another Mafia hit in the streets of our most inbred hick town in the great republic of Wadiya. It seems that PPCLI was in deep with the mafia. Owing them a lot of money for his bum bleaching addiction, the mafia decided it was time to make an example out of poor PPCLI. One of our traffic cameras caught all the action. Have a Look:
Apparently it was heard that one of the mafia said “have a nice night bleeeach!”
And Finally, the people of Wydia’s hero, the maskd Vigilante has been once again called upon to put an end to the torment of our inbred, illiterate hicks by the villainous mafia.
The Vigilante has answered
Tonight Peaches was off to his favorite watering hole and when I say watering hole I am talking about his bathroom that is literally a hole outside of his house. As he went to have a big peach dump in his favorite watering hole the Vigilante was waiting there with a gatling gun and riddled peaches with so many bullets that the watering hole was overflowing with Peach Juice.
And You’re up to date in the World Of Aladeen. Now I’m off to kick Osama out of my guest house, he has been hiding there for way way too long.
Have an Aladeen Night!
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RYP - is in extreme danger of being Aladeen-Killed if you do not VOTE tonight!
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I love intoews
No homo
Is this a breaking bad reference
No more please. Only Lynched players get last words. I am pretty lenient when it comes to right after nightfall but for everyone who is dead please just observe and wait till the game is over before talking again.
Thank you for your cooperation in this matter
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It’s 9:30! Now is time for Aladeen Brodcast Network’s nightly news report from your Glorious and Perfect Leader: Admiral, General, President-For-Life, High Chancellor and Most Perfect Mafia Host Aladeen!
Your only source for the latest non-zionist Western media influenced News!
and now the results from Execution Idol:
And the Winner of Execution Idol with {4}votes is:Kryten
Now your fate is to be decided like how I decide - with the W-H-E-E-L of DEATH!
Looks like you spun: Dressed up like Superman and quartered while the executioner dresses up like Batman.
That seems oddly specific.
Aladeen gives the command and Kryten is dressed in a superman costume:
Anyone for a Quarter Kryten Meal? All white meat is extra.
It seems our Serial Killer has been discovered by the Townspeople. Rest In Peace For we Hardly knew you and now a nation mourns:
The Mafia found their next victim JE14 doing what he does every night pleasuring himself to Golden Girls:
Whoa even the Golden Girls think that’s wrong!
What do you think about that Clint?
The Mafia was so disgusted and disturbed by this, they quickly get down to their business with JE14
And now for something that will get the disturbing images of a naked Estelle Getty out of all of our heads,
Tonight the Vigilante decided that it was time for King Heffy To pay the ultimate price. Knowing that he was in danger King Heffy ran to his hideout in Northern Canada.
Tracking KH the Vig tackled him into the snow knocked him out and tied him up with a bomb under his chair with 10 minutes on the timer.
The Vig waited for KH to wake up before starting the countdown. KH begged for his life.
KH: “I’m sorry I’ve seen the error of my ways now, please let me live. I will do good and help the children!”
“Please, just let me live! Just please let me go, I will go away and never come back!”
Vig:
KH: “Wait! Who is we?”
Vig: “Did I forget to mention my Finnish trumpeting dwarf?”
KH: NOOOOOOOO JUST END IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!
Vig:
The Finnish dwarf finished playing his song and the bomb timer counted down to zero:
And You’re up to date in the World Of Aladeen.
Have an Aladeen Night!