Captain Aerosex
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His mom didn't look that great. His sisters(?) looked nice though.
I'm watching on a stream but she looked good to me. The only sisters I noticed were like, kids, soooo...
Dafuq?
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WHAT IS WITH THESE EURO KIDS' HOT MOMS
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sounds like a Rick Nash kind of player with a better shot
Ehhhh Rick Nash is about using his size to create space for him to stickhandle; use his hands and creativity.
Virtanen is about using his size with his speed to thunder down the ice like a train and then get a shot off. Lots of raw physical ability, but not as much offensive talent. But if he busts his ass and plays with the right line mates he could be a serious impact player.
Smart pick for the Leafs to take Nylander over Ehlers and Ritchie.
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Did anybody just see TSN put the "Leon 'The Final Solution' Draisaitl" tweet on live TV??
Seriously wtf
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1. Nylander
2. Ehlers
3. Virtanen
Well meh
He can still be a good player, I like his attitude. But I see him being a solid, physical 3rd liner with a little offensive upside rather than a top 6 power forward.
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Draisaitl works better for Edmonton, Bennett works better for Calgary. Good picks for both of them.
Please...Dal Colle drop to us.
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And there you go. Awesome and aggressive fight by MacDonald, made a guy everybody said was danger look like a wisp of a fighter. Woodley's a grizzly bear coming forward, but turns into a teddy bear backing up. That's the kind of fight that puts you in title contention.
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Super weak card at 174 here in Vancouver ... no wonder ticket sales are so poor. Never even heard of any of the fighters.
The prelims actually had some entertaining fights. Only fight worth watching on main card is Woodley VS MacDonald (unless Bagautinov surprises me).
Awful judging so far.
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I think it was because Kes investigated you actually
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It was an entertaining game to watch from my perspective, nommin the popcorn ECG round.
But you with assholes are assholes for killing my pet alien role in the first round disappoinnnt
Taking a break from mafia for a bit, hope y'all enjoyed he game
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GAME OVER!!! THE SITH WIN!!!
Player Roles:
Aladeen : Sith
One one two : WALL-E
OurTimeToShine : Sith
Kesler87 : Emperor Palpatine
Tanikins : Mal Reynolds
VICanucksfan5551 : Sith
g_bassi13 : Pioneer
PPCLI : Sith
JE14 : Sith
Bo Hunter Booth : Major Tom
Intoewsables : HAL-9000
Dral : Pioneer
Kryten : Christopher Johnson
Mushrooms : Pioneer
otherwise : Pioneer
Peaches: Pioneer
Go Faulk Yourself: Pioneer
GreenDemons: Pioneer
Drouin: Pioneer
Congrats on the epic comeback to the Sith, and possibly the best Lackey performance ever by Intoewsables.
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Active Players, Stardate 6:
AladeenOne one twoOurTimeToShineKesler87
TanikinsVICanucksfan5551g_bassi13PPCLI
JE14Bo Hunter BoothIntoewsables
Dral
KrytenMushrooms
otherwisePeachesGo Faulk YourselfGreenDemonsDrouin
Total: 6/19 players
Deceased
VICanucksfan5551 [Jettisoned: Not a Pioneer]
Kryten [sith Kill: Not a Pioneer]
otherwise [Jettisoned: Pioneer]
Go Faulk Yourself [sith Kill: Pioneer]
OurTimeToShine [Mal Reynolds Kill: Not a Pioneer]
Aladeen [Jettisoned: Not a Pioneer]
One one two [sith Kill: Pioneer]
JE14 [Mal Reynolds Kill: Not a Pioneer]
Peaches [universe Kill: Pioneer]
GreenDemons [Jettisoned: Pioneer]
Tanikins [sith Kill: Pioneer]
Bo Hunter Booth [Jettisoned: Pioneer]
g_bassi13 [sith Kill: Pioneer]
Total: 13 players
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Captain’s Log, Stardate 5
Active Players:
Kesler87
g_bassi13
PPCLI
Bo Hunter Booth
Intoewsables
Dral
Mushrooms
Drouin
Final Vote Count, Round 5:
Bo Hunter Booth (4) – [Kesler87, Drouin, Mushrooms, Intoewsables]
PPCLI (1) – [Bo Hunter Booth]
Intoewsables (1) – [g_bassi13]
g_bassi13 (1) – [Dral]
The good crew of the Sonus Album has come to an agreement: Bo Hunter Booth is to be jettisoned out of the airlock. As Bo Hunter Booth is flushed out into the deep dark chill of outer space, the pioneers hold their breath, praying their decision was the right one…
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The mood was light and festive in the spacecraft’s bar. Everybody had taken the time to relax and enjoy some music, dancing, and of course, liquor. g_bassi13 sat on a stool, coolly sipping at his Bud Light Lime iced tea. He noticed a pretty girl glancing his way as she shook her trashy booty on the dance floor.
She would be his. Oh, she would be his. He made his way to the dance floor, and busted his moves right in her face. She didn’t stand a chance.
10 minutes later, she tore off his clothes in his bedroom, pushing him on the bed.
“Show me something baby” he said with a grin.
She giggled, and replied, “OK.”
Dropping her dress, she stood before him in her undergarments. His eyes trailed from her face, sliding down her body, to the bulge in her pa-wait, what?!?
He smote his brow with his hand. Not again, “Oh God…please tell me that thing in there isn’t what I think it is.”
She smiled coyly. “Were you thinking it was a plastic spoon?”
He laughed with relief. “Nope, not at all-wait, WHAT?!??!?”
Several minutes later, the Sith walked out of his room, and closed the door. A bloody plastic spoon lying in the hall.
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Mal Reynolds did not act!
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Bo Hunter Booth was jettisoned out of the airlock!
g_bassi13 was killed by the Sith!
Mal Reynolds did not act!
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Would've guessed Kopitar.
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And CBC craps itself
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Sucks for Lundqvist and Marty...
But I don't really care. Great ending.
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Richards and Voynov...if the Kings win the Cup tonight, 2 big defensive plays to remember.
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Reminder, nightfall is back to regular 10:00 pm time tonight.
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Vote count thus far:
g_bassi13 (1) - [Dral]
Dral (1) - [Kesler87]
Lol so alone ITT
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UNIVERSE-KILL WARNING!!!
Drouin
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Active Players, Stardate 5:
AladeenOne one twoOurTimeToShineKesler87
TanikinsVICanucksfan5551g_bassi13
PPCLI
JE14Bo Hunter Booth
Intoewsables
Dral
KrytenMushrooms
otherwisePeachesGo Faulk YourselfGreenDemonsDrouin
Total: 8/19 players
Deceased
VICanucksfan5551 [Jettisoned: Not a Pioneer]
Kryten [sith Kill: Not a Pioneer]
otherwise [Jettisoned: Pioneer]
Go Faulk Yourself [sith Kill: Pioneer]
OurTimeToShine [Mal Reynolds Kill: Not a Pioneer]
Aladeen [Jettisoned: Not a Pioneer]
One one two [sith Kill: Pioneer]
JE14 [Mal Reynolds Kill: Not a Pioneer]
Peaches [universe Kill: Pioneer]
GreenDemons [Jettisoned: Pioneer]
Tanikins [sith Kill: Pioneer]
Total: 11 players
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Captain’s Log, Stardate 4
Active Players:
Kesler87
Tanikins
g_bassi13
PPCLI
Bo Hunter Booth
Intoewsables
Dral
Mushrooms
Peaches
GreenDemons
Drouin
Final Vote Count, Round 4:
GreenDemons (3) - [Kesler87, PPCLI, Mushrooms]
Peaches (3) - [Dral, GreenDemons, Intoewsables]
Intoewsables (1) – [g_bassi13]
g_bassi13 (1) – [Bo Hunter Booth]
Dral (1) - [Tanikins]
Peaches has been universe-killed.
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The good crew of the Sonus Album has come to an agreement: GreenDemons is to be jettisoned out of the airlock. As GreenDemons is flushed out into the deep dark chill of outer space, the pioneers hold their breath, praying their decision was the right one…
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Tanikins stared blankly at the ceiling. Her stress continued to mount as each hour passed in this metal prison floating in the blackness. In times like these, where the world wasn’t ride side up or upside down, but innumerable miles away, there was only one person she knew she could consult.
Her head turned over, her eyes landing on a framed picture on the steel dresser in her room. Picking it up, she stared at it with glistening eyes. It was her most prized possession: an autographed picture of Rob Ford. She had met him at a party; he was full of a certain energy and enthusiastically agreed to sign it “To Tanikins. May your star shine bright in the sky forever. – Rob Ford”
The jiggle of his jowls was discernable, even in the freeze frame. His eyes had a certain brightness to them. His signature was…majestic. She could always consult him in times of need.
She whispered gently, “…What do I do, Rowdy Rob?”
Suddenly, it came to her. She picked up a lighter, flicking it on and off. She had to go to the late Captain Aerosex’s forbidden stash.
Meanwhile, a Sith faced his own dilemma. For a while now, it had been the pride of his people that they claimed their victims’ lives with the noblest of weapons: the plastic spoon. But it had been horribly inefficient and wasn’t as environmentally friendly as reusing metal spoons to slowly murder. He tapped his fingers on the desk, staring gravely at the white scooping utensil.
I guess the times were changing. Even the Sith had to adapt. Just as he was about to pick it up and throw it away, a hyperactive Tanikins literally crashed through the door.
“HEY! HEY! HEYEHEYEHEYHEHEYEHEY CAN I BORROW THAT SPOO?!?!??!?!”
Before he could respond, she placed a massive crack rock on the spoon and started lighting the bottom.
“What are you doing, you need metal to do that! That’s just going to melt!” He yelled at her crazy ass.
Her bloodshot eyes shot up to his as the spoon fell from her shaking hands. After a second or two of silence, she looked back down at the partially melted spoon.
“HEY! HEY! HEYEHEYEHEHEYHEYEHEY UM UM DO YOU MIND IF I EAT YOUR TWINKIEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!??”
Once again, she gave him no time to respond as she grabbed the spoon she had just been trying to light a few moments ago, and stuffed it down her gullet. Almost immediately, she began choking and quickly died.
Flabbergasted at what he just witnessed, he stared at the carcass of Tanikins for a while. Then he stood up, jaw set and eyes steely. The Sith grabbed his bag of plastic spoons, and kissed them tenderly, then walked out of the room with a newfound resolve and belief in the ways of his order.
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Mal Reynolds did not act!
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Peaches was universe-killed!
GreenDemons was jettisoned out of the airlock!
Tanikins was killed by the Sith!
Mal Reynolds did not act!
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Posting to reach last what draft number we at?