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Are you referring to yourself or Jason Statham?

Yeah but seriously if I was going to pretend to be somebody I'd definitely pretend to be somebody actually good looking. Like Jason Statham or something.

Exactly! Wait.....what?

Wow, I just noticed how bad the red eye is.

Every time I go there I say "I'm ****ing never goin' back!". But I allllllways end up back. Yeah he's just jealous of my skill with the ladies. Even though that's my cousin.....

Very drunk sitting on the floor of the limo. That look was kind of a "I'm wasted what's going on" look but it actually turned out looking not tooooooo bad. My hair looks a little ****ed though.

It must suck to have to actually wait until the release date. It also must suck to have to pay the 70 bucks for the game.

I know eh. It's not like we're all going to gather a bunch of automatic weapons together and go shoot up an airport just because we played it.

*SPOILER* Just played it today. There's a level where it asks you if you want to skip it because they deem it offensive, which I can see how it is. Basically you're an undercover guy with some Russian terrorists and your job is to literally walk into an airport and shoot everyone. Seriously, you walk into the airport and there's a huge line to the metal detectors and you just mow everybody down. It was really surprising, and in a really "wow I'm ****ed in the head does this mean I'm a serial killer?" sort of way it was kind of fun.

lol This is probably the dumbest thing ever. Yeah, I'm going to post a picture of some tall awkward 19 year old to impress people on here. You caught me.

Hey man, do what you like.

How is this a cat fight? I'm not fighting anybody. Just pointing something out. No, but you're on the internet. Most guys who compliment girls who post pictures of themselves are either weird nerdy guys or pedos.

Yeah but unlike you they were clearly being funny and sarcastic. Not weird as f*ck.

.... Creeper.

At 14? Yeah, okay. I'm 6'4 and I was like 5'8 when I was 14.

I think you forgot a decimal place.

So what like 9 inches? *cough*

I guess I can't say much, I just called myself a nerd not more than a few posts ago.

lol he says "combo breaker"? Anyways, yes you're right. They'll string together like 3 wins against crap teams and they'll be talking about how they're going to catch fire in the back half and win the cup. I have a Leafs fan on my hockey team that keeps saying that. "Everybody knows they're a "back half" team". Right.

So you're saying it's big for being AZN? I gotcha.

Ouuuuuuch.

Unfortunately? Right now is the best time to be dating a Leafs fan! Because now they've shut up with the cocky optimist and you can proceed to make fun of their record and Brian Burke.

I'm a little disappointed at myself because of the fact that I didn't have to google amogging.