[Detroit will destroy us Tuesday]

Click-bait title reeled me in...

 

But I love it! I'm just gonna donate $20 to Canucks Place regardless of the outcome. 

[The Canuck Power Play (discussion)]

Long breaks between pre- and reg-season games to start. The team will find their groove when they have a dense stretch of meaningful games.

[[Discussion] The Trade Value Of Mr. Adam Gaudette]

[Canucks History Game 1]

I like tacos.

[Is a winless season a real possibility?]

Pack it all up. Sell the farm.

[Bob McKenzie signs new 5 yr contract with TSN]

Huzzah! We will have at least one reliable source for the next five years!

[Predict who scores the first goal!]

JT gets a dirty one while parked right outside the crease.

[[GDT] Vancouver Canucks vs. Edmonton Oilers, Oct 2, 2019, 7 PM]

[[Discussion] [Discussion] Is Josh Leivo a tradeable asset?]

Former Leaf...he must be worth eleventy billion dollars!

[[Report] Evander Kane is in trouble again.]

There's passion, and then there's stupidity.

[Will You Marry Me?]

You don't want my opinion.

[LAST PRO TEAM THAT TRAINED IN VICTORIA WON IT ALL]

Does capitalizing the entire title make it more true?

[Can you imagine]

Totally worth a new topic!

[Vaping]

@debluvscanucks

I'm gonna come read through this all again later...but even CEO(s) of large vaping companies are strongly recommending that not smokers should not start vaping - based on the near-epidemic spike in lung infection/disease, directly correlated to vaping. And if the company had a CEO, chances are its not a "cheap vape".

[go scout a bchl game canuck brass]

I would bet someone on the scouting staff already has that on their agenda.

[(proposal) training camp and vets vs youth]

1 hour ago, canuktravella said:

Van has a good bunch of vets  to help the up comers    (elder, myers, benn,pearson, miller, beagle, roussel, ferland)

youth core -  petey virtanen goldobin boeser hughes stecher

then there's  young guns I hope make team  macewen, gaudette, juolevi, brisebois, lind, gadvovich, jasek, sauntner,  all these guys will be call ups in the yr first 3 might make team straight up at camp. 

  horribble signings pure waste of 7.9mill  schaller eriksson these two should be waived sent to minors adds 1.8 mill in cape relief or traded.

Trade eriksson and sutter retain a mill  on sutter 9.4 out  to senators for hainsey and bobby ryan 10.75 in 

reason why gets rid of two horrible contracts in  eriksson and sutter  cheap melnyk saves 3 mill in actual cash  seen Louies gets 3 mill a yr in cash 

hainsey contract expires end of yr so perfect could even waive him.   bobby Ryan can actually score goals.

baertchi for a 2nd rounder at deadline and b prospect

tanev for a 2nd and 3rd rounder at deadline or sooner 

markstrom for 1st and 3rd at deadline tons of teams have garbage goal tending wee could do well unloading him.

 

 

Ferland Pettersson Boeser

Miller Horvat Ryan

Goldobin Gaudette Virtanen 

Pearson Beagle Roussel

MacEwen/Leivo

 

Hughes Myers

Edler Stecher

Juolevi Benn 

Brisebois 

 

Demko

trade for a decent backup 

 

 

 

 

I'm guessing this all made sense in your head...???

[(proposal) training camp and vets vs youth]

.

[Eriksson playin it cool lol]

Hopefully he comes through in some clutch playoff situation...then all will be forgotten, or at least turn the volume down on the hate.

[Cuporbust's radom Canucks tidbits . Cuporbust baby]

48 minutes ago, BrockBoester said:

So what we're to make of these tidbits, then, is that Sweden produces hockey cyborgs once every so often (equipped with the secret biotechnology mentioned above), and then programs them to worship Vancouver and the Canucks. Gradin, Naslund, Ohlund, the Sedins, Edler, Pettersson, and now Hoglander,

 

This leads to them all coming here and forming a Swedish Hockey Cyborg Dynasty.

 

Sounds like a good TV mini-series, at the very least.

 

Could call it "Borgs on Ice"

 

Edit: Just a quick google search has revealed to me that Borg means Castle in Swedish. Who knew?

 

Double edit: Ew at glancing past the above image and seeing Petey's name next to the Devils logo in that re-draft scenario.

 

um...nailed it?

[[Signing] Jordan Subban signs with Dornbirner EC (Austria)]

2 hours ago, theo5789 said:

Remember how mad people were when we traded him for Nic Dowd? Dowd is still in the NHL.

 

1 hour ago, Down by the River said:

Late round draft picks are ALWAYS more valuable than young guys that actually play in the NHL. 

 

1 hour ago, brownky said:

Same as all first round picks are always more valuable than young guys who can put up 60 points.

 

 

[Bess]

Decemuary 131th!

 

...honestly I think the first week (day one*) of the regular season, if not before.

[[Report] Capitals’ Kuznetsov suspended four years by IIHF after positive cocaine test]

I suck at phone copy/paste.

[[Report] Capitals’ Kuznetsov suspended four years by IIHF after positive cocaine test]

Capitals’ Kuznetsov suspended four years by IIHF after positive cocaine test

 

 

https://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/capitals-kuznetsov-suspended-4-years-iihf-testing-positive-cocaine/sn-amp/

 

[CANUCKS NEED HOCKEY PLAYERS TO BE A CUP TEAM]

Now I understand why Demko puts Will Farrell on his masks.

[Thatcher Demko has Will Ferrell on his masks]

 

4 hours ago, Fateless said:

Gross. Hate Will Ferrell. Such a terrible one-dimensional actor.

 

3 hours ago, luckylager said:

Meh. He's a good comedian though.

 

Not many comedians are decent character actors.

Tom Hanks is the only good actor I can think of that started his career in comedy.

Bill Murray and Dan Ackroid were OK actors.

 

 

 

2 hours ago, IRR said:

If you want to see a different side to his acting, try Stranger Than Fiction. Great acting / movie! 

 

2 hours ago, Psycho_Path said:

Was going to bring this up. He was great in that. It's not what I'd call a comedy.

 

2 hours ago, IRR said:

For sure! Drastically different than pretty much every film he’s done. 

 

Watch "Everything Must Go". Will Farrell can act too.