Master Radishes

There is no island. We're in Chinatown.

On a completely unrelated note, I'd just like to take a moment to remind everyone to put their kids in team sports.

Why do you watch sports? The pure joy you get from watching a bunch of athletes run around with sticks and/or balls? Why do you play video games? The pure joy you get from beating a virtual simulation?

CatsPajamas - 11 (PPCLI, Luciferase, Kesler87, VICanucksfan5551, One one two, Peaches, HowYaDrouin, King Heffy, Alchemy Time, Intoewsables, Go Faulk Yourself, g_bassi13) Dral - 2 (Aladeen, Tig'ol Bitties, avelanch) JE14 - 2 (mau5trap, Drouin) One one two - 2 (D.Doughty, Kryten) OurTimeToShine - 2 (JE14) Kesler87 - 1 (LTCanucksfanatic) avelanch - 1 (Big Mike) Drouin - 0 (Dral) No vote - Bo Hunter Booth, KeslerLuongo17, Caboose, OurTimeToShine, MikeyBoy44, CatsPajamas

Berlin is my favourite city in Europe.

Welcome to Mafia.

Small update, because I have nothing else to do today. CatsPajamas - 14 (PPCLI, Big Mike, Luciferase, Kesler87, VICanucksfan5551, One one two, Peaches, Tig'ol Bitties, HowYaDrouin, King Heffy, Alchemy Time, Intoewsables, Go Faulk Yourself, g_bassi13, avelanch, Aladeen) JE14 - 2 (mau5trap, Drouin) One one two - 2 (D.Doughty, Kryten) OurTimeToShine - 2 (JE14) Kesler87 - 1 (LTCanucksfanatic) Drouin - 0 (Dral)

CatsPajamas - 13 (PPCLI, Big Mike, Luciferase, Kesler87, VICanucksfan5551, One one two, Peaches, Tig'ol Bitties, HowYaDrouin, King Heffy, Alchemy Time, Intoewsables, Go Faulk Yourself, g_bassi13, avelanch) JE14 - 2 (mau5trap, Drouin) One one two - 2 (D.Doughty, Kryten) OurTimeToShine - 1 (JE14) Kesler87 - 1 (LTCanucksfanatic) Drouin - 0 (Dral)

What can I say, I just really hate Aladeen.

Aladeen, 112 did a great summary on the last page: And I'll update the vote shortly.

And so our final day of the first round dawns. (And the thread is already longer than most entire Mafia games.) Everyone please remember to get in your necessary actions to me before 10:00pm tonight!

A couple quick notes before I head to bed. 1) I'm going to put a ban on saying "if I'm ____ I'll never play mafia again" or similar statements. VIC may remember long ago that was a popular thing to say, and it just got ridiculously out of hand. People would say it, lying, and then be back for next game. So let's just avoid that. 2) AT, I'll make an exception on editing for your post. 3) This is vastly entertaining for me to watch. Thank you.

JE meant that votes must be bolded in order to count.

Don't get too specific, now.

CatsPajamas - 12 (PPCLI, Big Mike, Luciferase, Kesler87, VICanucksfan5551, One one two, Peaches, Tig'ol Bitties, HowYaDrouin, King Heffy, Alchemy Time, Intoewsables, Go Faulk Yourself) JE14 - 2 (mau5trap, Drouin) OurTimeToShine - 1 (JE14) Drouin - 0 (Dral)

You people and your real names. Mine is Master Radishes.

The list of voters is in sequence.

Because I was like "Sunday?" and a few people were all like "Mooooonddaaaaaayyy!!!!" and everyone was else was like "whatevs." True story.

That's a paddlin'.

You young people and your woats and boats. Back in my day we just had lols and omgs and we were happy with what we had!

I should've done a Super Bowl themed Mafia game. A big group of Seahawks fans have gathered for a party at their buddy's house, but a few Broncos fans secretly lurk amongst them! They must root out the traitorous fans before kick-off or else they'll be forced to spend the game putting up with whiny Peyton Manning fans. The-guy-who-only-watches-for-the-commercials would be the SK. Opportunity missed.

CatsPajamas - 10 (PPCLI, Big Mike, Luciferase, Kesler87, VICanucksfan5551, One one two, Peaches, Tig'ol Bitties, HowYaDrouin, King Heffy) JE14 - 2 (mau5trap, Drouin) OurTimeToShine - 1 (JE14) Intoewsables - 1 (Intoewsables) Drouin - 0 (Dral)

I feel sorry for everyone who has to catch up on this convo today. 45% drunk Dral, 45% fantasy hockey, 10% actual Mafia.

We're breaking CDC.