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Barney Stinson
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I can only assume your move to Calgary has been spurned on by mafia troubles and/or a malignant brain tumor. Because if someone held a gun to my head and told me I had to move to Calgary, I'd grab the gun and pull the trigger myself.
Actually, I'd take the gun and shoot the other person, because the other way doesn't really make sense.