Virgin Witch

This profile page is so neat and tidy.

LOLOL EXTINCT!

Chiklets didn't find anything, Creamer makes uhh himself known to the public?

Hey look at me I'm M31 I'm so cool! Doo dee doo dee dah. You dicktree.

That's because you suck.

Typing that out makes me feel incredibly dirty.

Aww come on, you're still great. It's just that Dany Heatley takes center stage in my life.

Let's go Sharks! Dany Heatley is the best player who ever existed.

Haha. So other than the obvious bad news what's new?

Don't worry, it'll all be okay.

Well it's worked. Ottawa was eliminateded today.

You're just trying to distract me with Ye Olde English now.

I'm not a ho...

I think you just agree that Red is a bitch.

I don't really know why I said any of that.

Pretty much, they don't pay any taxes or anything though. They're kind of like gerbils, all they do is run around don't respect you crap everywhere and die. Then there is a really ???? fat red one that rolls over onto the only one I like.

I can't abandon these miscreants, they'll be completely lost without me.

You should apologize for your future failures to lessen the damage it will cause my psyche.

We should elect mods. This should be a democracy!

It will last until you abandon me after the playoffs again!

Bwahahaha.

I'm trying my best! D:

I'll admit, I didn't even read it. But I'd totally prefer to spend time in a Ford GT than spend time with you. But that doesn't mean I don't appreciate you, I even avoided making a sex joke!

Whatchoo gonna do about it Lashleigh?