Jump to content
The Official Site of the Vancouver Canucks
Enter Search Term. Use arrows to navigate between autocomplete results. If no results appear, use Enter to do a full site search.
Forum Closure ×
Canucks Community
Forum Closure

Ask A Gumball

Guest Gumballthechewy

By Guest Gumballthechewy
in White Noise

Recommended Posts

Guest Gumballthechewy

Guest Gumballthechewy

Posted
Posted

Give him a break I guess, he hasn't seen to many brunettes with dark hair, eyes and tan skin so we all look the same to him :P

That just makes me sound racist.... :(

Is it just me then?

155JD1D.pngLADY+TALISA_GOT.jpg

Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy

Guest Gumballthechewy

Posted
Posted

I asked a bunch of people and they said the resemblance starts and ends with the cheekbones and lips so...maybe?

You're eyes are similar too.

Also I keep saying, it's not like your twins, just subtle similarities.

Link to comment
Canuckette_84 Canucks Third-Line

Canuckette_84

Posted
Posted

Hooray! :P

Both are good series but I prefer Halo because I'm more of a sci-if fan.

Also CoD is more of an online multiplayer game, I don't have good enough internet for online gaming and I've always liked Halo's singleplayer campaigns.

Yeah Halo has a great story line. And I hear your pain, I literally got booted off XBL every single game tonight... sucked.

That just makes me sound racist.... :(

Is it just me then?

155JD1D.pngLADY+TALISA_GOT.jpg

No, I see some similarities as well.

Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy

Guest Gumballthechewy

Posted
Posted

Yeah Halo has a great story line. And I hear your pain, I literally got booted off XBL every single game tonight... sucked.

Doesn't it just make you want to punch a cactus or is that just me too? :lol:

No, I see some similarities as well.

I knew it! :P

Whaaaat

Maybe it's because it's just pictures?

Dearest ball of gum,

Why are women such evil beasts?

Does this involve a roommate?

Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy

Guest Gumballthechewy

Posted
Posted

No roommate. Ex girlfriend is a c*** from the deepest pits in hell though

Oh, well ex's can be pretty unpleasant, especially if the break up was nasty. Not all women are evil succubi though, I just saw my ex today at the fall fair and we had a good time. You just have to find the right girl, a nice girl.... maybe a girl that you already know.....

:P

What's going on with your ex that's upsetting you if you don't mind me asking?

I don't think so. There isn't any discrepancy between my pictures and me. I just don't see it :P

You can't judge something like that yourself, it never works. For comparisons you always need second party opinions.

Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy

Guest Gumballthechewy

Posted
Posted

i think it would be best if instead of venting about it further online.......that I just go hit her with my truck

If you want to vent you can PM me. I'll try my best to help if I can.

Dearest ball of gum,

What is the best way to remove blood stains from the interior of a car without damaging the interior.

Well I'm no expert in that, may I suggest you give The Wolf a call?

-edit-

Ha ha! There's a WikiHow on how to clean blood from a vehicles interior!

http://www.wikihow.com/Clean-a-Blood-Stain-from-Car-Upholstery

Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy

Guest Gumballthechewy

Posted
Posted

Dearest ball of gum,

Where is the best place in the lower mainland to dispose of a human body?

I would suggest someplace far from where you live, maybe up by Stave Lake or one of the many logging roads in that area.

Seriously though, the best thing to do right now is just to calm down. You shouldn't lose your scheiße like this over some girl who obviously is a poor excuse for a human being.

Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy

Guest Gumballthechewy

Posted
Posted

Dearest ball of gum,

I might need a good lawyer, can you recommend anyone?

Which type of lawyer do you need? I'll just assume you need a criminal lawyer, I would recommend D. Gosal & Associates.

Just look at these credentials:

Criminal Defence Lawyer Dil Gosal has represented clients in all levels of Court in British Columbia:

1. Provincial Court

2. Supreme Court

3. BC Court of Appeal

This had included successful representation on cases including:

  • Murder, Attempted Murder
  • Sexual Assault
  • Invitation for Touching for a Sexual Purpose
  • Marijuana Production
  • Trafficking
  • Possession of Drugs
  • Dangerous Driving Causing Death or Bodily Harm
  • Impaired Driving Causing Bodily Injury
  • Over .08
  • Breath & ASD Refusal
  • Driving While Prohibited
  • Theft Under / Over $5,000
  • Obstruction
  • Aggravated Assault
  • Spousal Assault
  • Domestic Violence
  • Uttering Threats
  • Robbery
  • Criminal Fraud
  • Solicitation
  • Mischief

Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy

Guest Gumballthechewy

Posted
Posted

Someone who smells so that everyone has to leave the courtroom before each session is over?

Double post!

I have a riddle for you:

It goes in dry,

It comes out wet,

The longer it's in,

The stronger it gets.

What is it?

Link to comment

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Go to topic listing

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...