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#1 Caboose

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:16 PM

Give me one reason why I shouldn't pull the trigger.

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#2 GodzillaDeuce

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:17 PM

i stuck my finger in the barrel

well I'm sorry that gd is soo perfect


#3 Shift-4

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:18 PM

I am watching Inception................so I will just wake up anyways.
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#4 Caboose

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:18 PM

i stuck my finger in the barrel


The thought of a finger exploding on me disgusts me.

You live.

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#5 Caboose

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:18 PM

I am watching Inception................so I will just wake up anyways.


We shall see

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:19 PM

I am a fan of Game of Thrones.

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:19 PM

I am a fan of Game of Thrones.


Your survival depends on whether you are Lion, Wolf, Kraken, or Stag.

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:21 PM

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:22 PM

I am a Dragon of the Dragonborn.

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:23 PM

I am a Dragon of the Dragonborn.


I show mercy and shoot you in the foot.

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:23 PM

You are also being held at gunpoint.
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#12 BananaMash

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:23 PM

I'm mash.

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:23 PM

I'm an FBI executive; shoot, and you'll be surrounded by 30 ground patrol and 2 helicopters within 1 minute.

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:23 PM

I'll offer a bag of cheetos

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:24 PM

Because I am Neo and you would just be wasting bullets.

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:24 PM


well I'm sorry that gd is soo perfect


#17 Caboose

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:28 PM

You are also being held at gunpoint.


I possess a second gun in my back pocket.

You and the other assailant are dead.

I'm mash.


Your brains make a nice mash of skull and flesh.

I'm an FBI executive; shoot, and you'll be surrounded by 30 ground patrol and 2 helicopters within 1 minute.


I begrudgingly accept this setback and retreat

I'll offer a bag of cheetos


I am no match for your cheesy goodness

Because I am Neo and you would just be wasting bullets.


Regardless I try, so I can say I shot at Neo.

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:28 PM

Because i'm sexy.
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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:32 PM

I prefer Pepsi.

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:38 PM

I am King of the North. Robb Stark.

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:41 PM

Because i'm sexy.


Eliminating someone who is sexy puts me higher up on the ladder of good lookingness

I prefer Pepsi.


You are a sane human and are allowed to live

I am King of the North. Robb Stark.


DO NOT OPEN THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T READ A STORM OF SWORDS

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:43 PM

I whip out my D and helicopter the f out of there.

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:43 PM

Because....



I HAVE THE POWWWWWWWERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:45 PM

Cause I'm a Kesler Immitator
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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:46 PM

Because....



I HAVE THE POWWWWWWWERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


He Man does not intimidate me, I'm am more fearful of Cringer.

You escape while I search for your tiger.

Cause I'm a Kesler Immitator


Your misuse of the word 'cause' angers me.

I decorate the wall with your brains.

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:48 PM

Because I am you from the past.

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:48 PM

Give me one reason why I shouldn't pull the trigger.


because I will crap myself, and then it will stink.

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:48 PM

Because I am the anti-Bettman, and thus the only one who possesses the ability to prevent a lockout.
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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:49 PM

Poop myself a little. The stench should alarm you and allow me a chance to escape.

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:51 PM

I'll negotiate - what do you want?


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