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Fat Alberts

Member Since 26 May 2009
Offline Last Active Dec 21 2012 03:43 PM
Failed my conditioning test :( Updated 30 Jul · 2 comments

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(Losing With Pride)
Somewhere Edmonton Oilers Fans are smiling. Until they look out the window and realize they are still living in Edmonton ... and a slow tear drop rolls off their cheeks ....


(Dont Toews Me Bro)
Hip hop isn't dead. It was pistol whipped by Suge Knight, resulting in massive internal hemorrhaging which consequently resulted in massive brain damage. Now it's functionally retarded and has to be pushed around in a wheelchair by Jay-Z.

is that why girls keep flirting with me cuz they want me to fertilize an egg so she can finally stop bleeding? what do men get out of it?


The positive thing about kids going back to school is the fact that KIDS are going back to school so there won't be no more little 10 year old kids making threads in this forum every 2 seconds talking about why girls bleed or what the white stuff that is in their shorts is or why Cody Hodgson should be traded. There would definitely be a jump in IQ level of this forum come September.


(BuckyHermit: Interests)
Known best for being as useful as solar-powered night-vision goggles, BuckyHermit is currently working on a plan that will effectively bring an end to world hunger. However, there are some flaws to that plan at the moment, including (but not limited to) mass warfare, disease outbreaks, persecution of vegetarians and the apocalypse. Stay tuned.

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