Rick walked into a barber shop and asked "how long until I can get a trim?" "About an hour" says the barber. And Rick sprinted off...
A week later, Rick walked into the barber shop and asked "how long until i can get a trim?" "About 2 hours" says the barber. And Rick jogs off..
The day after that, Rick walked into the barber shop and asked "how long till i can get a trim" "just for you pal, 3 hours seen as though you've never came back after asking.." "Fair enough" says Rick, and he saunters off..
Infuriated, the barber asks his friend Nate to follow Rick, and see where he goes every time..
30 minutes later, Nate returns and it looks like he's trying to hold back a laugh. "Where does he go?" asks the barber.
"He goes to your house mate"