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I wrote it wrong- $&!# happens But still not piss

Kinda? Like I have a hard time believing he’s as stupid as his 7 years of moves have been, so maybe there is some targeted, sinister aspect to this.

I wouldn’t piss on Jim Benning to save him from a fire.

I don’t know if I’m where you are exactly, but I’ve never cared an iota whether we see this guy again. He’s not a needle mover so who cares? Good luck in the future, N.T. Or not. Whatever.

But Benning wants two more years so he can wait for his own dead weight contracts to expire.

Will major things be done in the offseason to improve our team? Long answer- probably not, as the actual things that can be done right now to improve the fortunes of the Vancouver Canucks are changes in management, ownership, but preferably both. Short answer-

Keep the obvious 4 in petey-brock-JT-bowie Agreed keep motte If lind and gadjovich show anything, anything at all, protect Seattle aint taking pearson, so leave him exposed if you haven’t actually been forced contractually to protect him Schmidt and Juolevi Leave Myers exposed Aquire dman worth using 3rd spot on Ans obviously keep thatcher demko

Ah, yes, the tried and true decade long rebuild.

Was it weird? Or does frankie blueberries and his management not care for headaches? Look how fast they acted on zack kassian when his addiction issues inconvenienced the franchise. They traded him for noted culture carrier brandon prust, and jethro bodine even bled out a pick!

Hey. He wouldn’t wanna have to hurt her too, hurt her too.

Nothing will be done in the off-season to improve this team. Jethro Bodine is safe, as evidenced by Fredo Aquilini allowing him to continue to make brutal moves, like that hilariously bad Pearson contract. We are screwed.

Hey, maybe she shouldn’t have worn that dress, either. Probably was just asking for it, according to that guy you replied to.

So Jethro Bodine wants two more years hey? To get out from under some bad contracts. That he signed. So then he can go out and... I guess this is the part where we are supposed to believe our rocket scientist GM will go against every fibre of his being and not sign more bad contracts.

My follow up post covered the misunderstanding. I’m moving on now.

Maybe, but the impression I got was that you were being absolutely insane. I get the impression now that the (alleged)forced penetration aspect was news to you. I think you may be human after all. Wanna take a re-captcha just to be safe? J/k

Are you saying you’re a human adult, you read that the victim many times said they did not want sex, and knowing that the victim eventually and unwillingly was made to have sex... ...that that isn’t rape? I just wanna be clear on what you’re saying here. You’re giving me vibes of those aliens from the simpsons that try and pass off as humans to comedic effect because they don’t actually know how to be humans.

The young lady in question could gofundme an airplane to fly a banner saying “I lied” and Jake’s still a goner. This regime does not care for headaches. Gaudette’s days were numbered as soon as he patient zeroed the whole team after his wife had been popping off about covid restrictions. Kassian became a liability because of his inconvenient addiction issues and was traded for noted man of the year Brandon Prust. Jethro Bodine even added a draft pick. Bye Jake.

About what? Have you enjoyed Benning’s reign of terror? Please tell me you’re not defending Fredo.

Remember when Mike Matheson picked Petey up and slammed him to the ice? Green was dead to me the moment I heard him talk about discipline and how they needed those two points etc explaining how he didn’t want his players going after Matheson.

Yes it’s ken hammond, but I personally only got it with Google reverse image search i found out his only games for Vancouver were in one playoffs I probably watched those games on tv, didn’t recognize hammond, and forgot about him once he was gone that offseason

Nothing to see here, folks

Are you Jake? No means no, dummy.

I want to forget Jim Benning ever existed but the The Slumlord likes him because reasons

Was I expected to pass away recently?

This is, umm, well...a take.