dough teeth

Canucks call up Jake Virtanen from the Roxy Madison Bowey from Harlem and Brock Boeser from the prescient in Minneapolis

Canucks release Philip Larsen and P.A. Bellameoure to FA

Canucks 2017-18 Pre FA Roster (Post Sedins Era) Puempel-Horvat-Eriksson Bartschi-XXX-Virtanen Vrana-Sutter-Boeser Gaunce-Granlund-Dorsett Beauchemin-Stecher Tryamkin-Bowey Hutton-Gudbranson Markstrom Miller

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Maxim Cumtoes

Casey Mittelstadt

@kj29 @gay sex 173 @gayhockeyfan @GAYLORD

Vancouver Canucks 2016-17 Top Cunt - Loui Eriksson 2016-17 Leading Scorer - Loui Eriksson 2016-17 Best Defensive Cunt - Francois Beauchemin 2016-17 Best Goaltender - Jacob Markstrom 2016-17 Top Rookie Cunt - Nikita Tryamkin 2016-17 Unsung Cunt - Matt Puempel The Canucks were one of the youngest squads in the NHL this year with 7 players 23 and younger on the roster. Considering the expectations going in the season were quite low, the Canucks fans must be happy with the effort the team played each night. The Canucks will look to bounce back next year with Tryamkin, Horvat, and Puempel getting significant expereince this season. In the fold, the Canucks have a plethora of scoring wingers ready to make the jump in Virtanen, Sprong, and Boeser and on the backend with Juulsen and Juolevi. Going into the draft, the Canucks will look to draft a playmaking center that can fit with the new prospects. Rumours out of Vancouver are that the Sedins, Beauchemin, and every vet on expiring deals are on the block as they expect another year of retooling before being competitive.

we won't win the cup. don't worry

Canucks claim Shane Doan and Melker Karlsson

Canucks call up Troy Stecher

congrats Loui Eriksson for making the all star game

D. Sedin- 10 points in 28 GP H.Sedin- 10 points in 28 GP Jannik Hansen- 8 points in 28 GP Markus Granlund- 5 points in 28 GP Luca Sbisa- +1 Ben Hutton- 13 points in 28 GP Erik Gudbrandson Jacob markstrom- .909 on a bad Canucks team Can retain on 1 year contracts

Vancouver sends down Virtanen

Vancouver claims Puempel

i dont want him.

Vancouver waives Michael Chaput

D.Sedin-H.Sedin-Eriksson Baertschi-Horvat-Virtanen Burrows-Sutter-Hansen Gaunce-Granlund-Dorsett Edler-Tanev Hutton-Gudbrandson Tryamkin-Larsen Sbisa-Stecher Miller Markstrom -looking to move the Sedins, Burrows, Hansen, Granlund, Hutton, Sbisa, Stecher, and Miller

Vancouver Canucks @inane

North Korea nuke Nick Bonino Igor Biryukov Jonas Wikner Colorado release Jan Bulis Mikael Samuelsson Sergei Samsanov

F JE

After 4 years of no playoff hockey, the Mile High city is back in the sweet 16. Round 1 we take on Chicago. Rumour has it that they have Gary Bettman in their back pocket...

i am out of stamina, you ride... hiker girl...

welcome patrick thank you GM @winterhawks for the easy negotiation. It is always hard to part with youth and draftpicks but it's time to no longer dilly daddle and to go full force into a playoff spot.

Colorado waives Mikkael Samuelsson