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Sultan of Sarcasm

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  1. Sultan of Sarcasm

    If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak. Now are you gonna help me or are you gonna stand there like a slab of meat with mittens?

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    2. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.

    3. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      We'd have more luck playing pickup sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak.

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      standing there with your thumb in your bum and your mind in neutral.....ain't you got no learnin?

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